Comedy | May 20, 2012 | 92 comments

Top 15 Quotes By Famous Atheists

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It's Sunday and the funniest thing happened on the way to posting my weekly rant on Religion. First I go to post another story about Bill Mahr's show and within the next hour the safely insecure religious freaks here on current voted it off the map. Pretty funny for their beliefs are feeling threatened they even created their own It's Sunday Story. Only thing I have to say is.......just pray it away, you know like Global Warming, pray it away!
So if you feel afraid of the truth once a week, go ahead act like the Christians you are!

Sometimes you have to keep fighting this Insanity the rest of your life! The following quotes are from actual thinkers, you know smart people!


Here are 15 quotes from some of the greatest atheist minds in history.

Quotes 1 – 5



1. Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov

2. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Andrew Carnegie

3. All thinking men are atheists. — Ernest Hemingway

4. Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. — Benjamin Franklin

5. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche


Quotes 6 – 10



6. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw

7. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Kurt Vonnegut


8. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright

9. Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. — Denis Diderot

10. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. — Samuel Clemens

Quotes 11 – 15



11. The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life. — Sigmund Freud

12. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

13. The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan

14. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. — Woody Allen

15. It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous. — Gloria Steinem
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