Comedy | June 28, 2012 | 27 comments

Lindsay Lohan to run for Congress? Why we should vote for her | Scholars and Rogues

source: http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/2012/06/28/lindsay-lohan-to-run-for-congress-why-we-should-...

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This is freaking brilliant.
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27 comments // Lindsay Lohan to run for Congress? Why we should vote for her | Scholars and Rogues

  • remanns
    • +1
      remanns  

    • THIS -
      [ Have I been a bad girl? Sure. I’m rich, beautiful, and famous. Yes, all that went to my head. I've been flamed and blamed for years. But have I been a crook? No. My behaviours have actually cost me money. ]
      THIS -
      was well done.

      ( but then , I hold "scholars and rogues",......in (relatively, n all that) HIGH REGARD

      HUZZAH !

    • 11 months ago
  • circlesquared
    • +2
      circlesquared  

    • if you can cope with the Hollywood lifestyle and not blur the edges with drugs and drink you aren't paying attention...politics is a similar scenario, consider her practiced and let's at very least respect her honesty

    • 11 months ago
  • RichLoudMagic
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      RichLoudMagic  

    • a lot of you may not know this but she is actually pretty "cool". but if you don't understand it. its not something i can explain. hopefully people stop getting they're news about people from tmz.

    • 11 months ago
  • bailey78
  • RichLoudMagic
  • treewolf39
    • 0
      treewolf39  

    • Oh that is awesome. I would never had expected those truths to come out of her month except in a movie but it looks like I have a new favorite star perhaps a congress women! This one is getting shared!

    • 11 months ago
  • friskn8er
  • Vic_Romano
    • +3
      Vic_Romano  

    • This really is brilliant, and I really wish people would analyze our politicians using this type of barometer....

      "The media make it seem like I’m a drug-crazed bitch who sleeps around. They say I’m a lesbian because they think I slept with Samantha Ronson. But look who my opponent — an incumbent — and other members of Congress sleep with."

      "Don’t call me a whore: Look to Congress first. As of June 28, 2012, 640 groups organized as Super PACs have reported total receipts of $240,214,583 and total independent expenditures of $134,107,477 in the 2012 cycle. That’s a quarter of a billion dollars given to super PACs supporting, among others, congressional candidates. Are you going to believe that members of Congress aren’t whoring themselves out to special interests? Did you know that 57 members of Congress are among the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans? And did you know that from 2004 to 2010, the median net worth of members of Congress jumped 15 percent? Even as Americans overall saw their net worth drop 8 percent?"

      "So you tell me who’s the whore. I won’t need to metaphorically fall on my back for money like so many members of Congress do. Given that the House only works a few days a week, I can make movies on weekends for millions — far more than I could dialing for dollars from some national committee safehouse or partying with heavy hitters in the district. Hell, I do that now. And they like me."

    • 11 months ago
  • remanns
  • bailey78
  • hoosierdaddy
  • bailey78
  • hoosierdaddy
  • bailey78
  • RichLoudMagic
  • bailey78
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      bailey78  
    • RichLoudMagic:

      Look the girl can't even stay out of trouble for six months. Thats not what we need running this country. We have enough dumbasses in office now lets not put any more in control. Just because she is like way cool does not mean she is a good person.

    • 11 months ago
  • bailey78
  • RichLoudMagic
  • bailey78
    • +1
      bailey78  
    • RichLoudMagic:

      well just going by what I have seen on TMZ I'm willing to bet she has lost control of her drug use. I would seek help if I was her. I myself have fought the battle and won. . I only wish the best for her and the great country.

    • 11 months ago
  • treewolf39
    • 0
      treewolf39  
    • bailey78:

      Lots of people in government have drug problems weather we find out or not. Same as people who run media or who even report on media. I have watched with my own eyes very rich lawyers do coke like there was no tomorrow. In fact a judge who used to be my fathers lawyer had a real alcohol problem while he lost the case. He apologized later as a judge who is still a judge. Oh, fuck TMZ for finding real truth. I had to write that last part but I do know many do enjoy that type of entertainment!

    • 11 months ago
  • bailey78
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      bailey78  
    • treewolf39:

      hey I'm not knocking her because of her drug useage but she went to play and stayed she lost control thats the bad in anything. be it drugs or watching cartoons. Go to play not to stay.

    • 11 months ago
  • treewolf39
    • +1
      treewolf39  
    • bailey78:

      I don't think your knocking her. After seeing though just a little of the BS going on with the current government I think see would be actually MORE TRUTHFUL WITH US. Plus she could really afford running instead of telling lies to get money for a campaign. We are still people at best and make decent and bad choices at times. Perhaps they should all be taking a drug test daily to even have the position. I do really like the system that we don't keep the same people because we are the people and we are supposed to be part of this government. You may be right that she still has addictions but it is hard to even manage to be worse than some of the jokers in the house of representatives and Senate for that matter.

    • 11 months ago
  • bailey78
  • ampersand
  • hoosierdaddy
  • ampersand
    • +3
      ampersand  
    • hoosierdaddy:

      An outstanding ticket. It's a colorful but perfect match for the very essence of our deepest whims and wishes. Even better than the justification some made for voting for George Bush 'cause "one could have a beer with him."
      With Lindsey and Charlie we'd at least be fantacizing sharing a much higher quality of party powder.

    • 11 months ago
  • attilatheblond
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      attilatheblond  

    • Great catch, hoosierdaddy! Spot on stuff. Wish some wealthy mogul would write the young woman a check, hand her this script, and set her off to campaign!

    • 11 months ago
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