New Series: Ronald Raygun's School For CONS

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I was planning to include Neocons but then thought the little buggers are not worth the effort tell me what you think, yes/no for the cretins?
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cmdinc
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And clinton was a rapist
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sedwin:
no just following the path of the original post.
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Ronald Reagan was a con man who couldn't deliver the goods
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SFirman:
Hello, haven't seen you around much lately. Miss your great graphics and comments.
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SFirman
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FreeSpiritMuse:
Thank you. My other half is sick and have been playing nurse =)
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SFirman:
Hope he's much better, take care.
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SFirman:
LOL! So true!
Hey, it is so nice to see you. It's been awhile. We've missed your graphics and keen wit. I'm hoping your planning on staying on here with the rest of us until the very end.
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SFirman
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northernexpat:
A few health problems in the family. I will be at Current as often as I can. Yes, i'm going down with the rest of you.
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SFirman:
So sweet! my wife would throw a tea bag at me give a cold cup of water and point to the microwave ;-)
I'm sure the better half will be up and running with your good care---sending healing vibes.
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SFirman:
Remember to take care of yourself too. You don't want to have both of you ill. I'm glad your staying. There are some that have already jump ship. I guess it's just us rats left.
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jackhole:
Thank you Jack.
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He started the damage now for his return to finish what he started
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sedwin:
Well said!
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unimatrix0
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CONS support Raygun in 2016
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unimatrix0:
LOL. I bet there are those out there are probably thinking it would work.
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unimatrix0:
ROFLMAO!!! this is so funny, I wouldn't be surprise, if they try to raise him from the dead. (LOL)
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unimatrix0:
I expect they'll hold a prayer-vigil to encourage their holy-saint to descend from right-wing "heaven" and "save" us. blessed is his name, holy+holy+holy+
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northernexpat:
Right...lol!
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This should prove to be an interesting series and thread. Could be a Current Classic.
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jackhole
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FreeSpiritMuse:
I like the gun, if I wasn't so anti-gun I would buy it for everyone in the family.
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jackhole:
Pretty neat, huh.
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FreeSpiritMuse:
Just don't let Jason below see you play with it.
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You've got serious issues. What is your malfunction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Fav3iPTE0 - 3 months ago
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northernexpat
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My take? They are so tone deaf that they don't realize that Ronald Reagan could not past their litmus test today. I couldn't stand the man, but he is nothing like this new breed of Republican. So I don't know how far this will go in educating these cretins.
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northernexpat:
This page is for sh*ts and giggles. But you make a good point about the new breed---real ravenous beasts.
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jackhole:
True dat!
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The second amendment wasn't meant to protect hunting rifles, everyone had hunting rifles at the time as a matter of survival.
No of course, take our guns, and allow your dear "liberal" leader extra-judicially assassinate anyone he solely deems a threat.... Actually wait no, he passed on his great privilege to the JSOC as well, though the exact articles mentioning the shared "authority" are hard to find anymore.
http://2012indyinfo.com/2013/02/04/jsoc-obamas-secret-assassins-naomi-wolf-comme...
What fascists, and their sympathizers on either side of the fictional divide... You know the divide that revolves around; abortion, gay-marriage, and who has to pay for peoples contraceptives. (I defy someone to show some real differences, there aren't.) Anyway what those people fail to realize, is the overwhelming majority isn't buying that either party has anyone's interests in mind, except that of the guilded gentry, or oligarchy, and how best to serve them.
I know, especially when election season comes around, they do the "focus groups" on the hot button issues once again; abortion, gay-marriage, and who has to pay for peoples contraceptives, with some slight variance in what few issues upon occasion, as if to give the appearance of differences, but there are none substantive. We've got that now.
Anyway.... Were there Raygun fans around here? Think we don't' remember ketchup & dill relish were recommended as "vegetables" to be served on their own as a portion of school lunch back in the day...?
Wait no, the thinking people, of either leaning haven't seen the videos of Raygun being corrected by his handlers while giving speeches and such...?
Bullshit, no one here supports Raygun, looks back at him with admiration, and I'd offer that the majority here that are honest, only find frustration with seeing the perpetuated two-party lie.
Now remember Hole, if you keep commenting, and visiting you'll keep this story to the top of rotation like a good paid troll.....
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I hear a giant sucking sound....
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jackhole
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Vortices:
I get paid for this????? HEY I want my check now!
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jackhole:
hey I want a check too. I post stuff.
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I'm still on a zombie kick.
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cpad:
looks like iguana my friend had growing up.
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cpad:
"I'm still on a zombie kick."
Then this video should be fun to watch!
LOL
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cpad:
LMAO!
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cpad:
lmao!!! that's an improvement. Now, you are going to get the troll king upset. (LOL)
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cpad:
Yes, one of the original zombie movies
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Mishima:
HA! That's awesome!!!!!!!!!! You CAD!!!!! ---RIGHT-WING nightmares out in the open, LOL. The best one is "they're going to vote" ROFLMAO!
Voted way-up.
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Mishima:
I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xsz2S3-dcY
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jackhole:
He fell for it what a sucker. (LOL)
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I like gouda.
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jackhole:
"I like gouda."
Me, too!
And while I'm at it, I wish you a 'gouda' night, jackhole!
See ya in the funny papers! I'll be in the second row and down two strips.
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Buckeye_Bill:
Sleep well pal.
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"It's my hope to help guide CONS in this rough and cruel world using the teachings ( Ahem!) of the great Ronald Raygun."
By evoking the name of their Great Leader, you will tweak their interest....for thirty seconds. But to sway a neocon to learn facts is asking a lot. They thrive on a fact-free diet. Truth to them is like Kryptonite to Superman.
I can't think of anything more implausible to achieve, unless it's trying to roll a big rock up a steep hill...
And then you have to worry about the opposite effect occurring! You may fall victim to their way of thinking! They utilize mental "tools" that can be harmful to thinking non-republicans. For instance, they employ a Republican mind-meld which is a telepathic link between two individuals, allowing for the exchange of thoughts, thus in essence allowing the participants to become of one mind. It is a psionic technique for "synaptic pattern displacement". Normally it's employed only by trained Neocons associated with the MIC. It is a deeply personal thing, part of their private life, and generally not used on children, although cases are known where the mind meld is initiated between a parent and their children. Those in a meld share consciousness in a kind of gestalt. Physical contact is required. The initiator places the tips of his fingers at key locations on the head of the other participant. This allows him to place pressure on key nerves and blood vessels to facilitate the link. The fact that most Republicans who perform the meld touches the other participant in different manners, reciting varying formulas, implies that it is only ritual behavior, helping to concentrate on the task, leaving mere physical contact being the ultimate prerequisite to initiate the meld. If successful, the link results in a merging of both minds, essentially creating a single consciousness in two bodies.
That's why you hear them speak as one on issues that are important to the GOP Platform. I'm certain you've noticed how they say the same things verbatim simultaneously!
They remind me of the Borg!
"Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us.Your base are belong to us."
Just be VERY careful, jackhole. You will be going where Angels fear to tread!
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Bill is our responsibility as Americans to help CONS grasp the complexities of a liberal world.
I spent seven months as a zombie in Haiti, training for this moment or was it in tea party rallies----I won't be dissuaded from my G-d given mission to save them.
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jackhole:
"I won't be dissuaded from my G-d given mission to save them."
There's always room for another martyr in this world.
I shall sing songs in praise of you if you make any headway.
And you'll need help from G-d to succeed in your mission....I feel better that you realize it will take an act of G-d to accomplish the near impossible!
Fare thee well, Pal!
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I can be that saint with the arrows in him.
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jackhole:
What about this zombie?
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Mishima:
What about it? You're a fan, that's no sin mishi. Tonetta is a weird, strangely funny gay dude posting satire on the net. You don't have issues with the LGBT community like Raygun did---- do you?
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jackhole:
Very revealing.
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jackhole
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Would it be gauche if I use an old image from my old CON series?
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OlBlue
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Good idea. Trolling for trolls using Reagan as bait. You might get more bites and attract more species if you chummed the waters with a little Ayn Rand.
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OlBlue:
Now that's an idea...she so ugly tho'.
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OlBlue:
Ha! Luv it! :)
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jackhole:
she was one scarey-a$$ lookin biatch! Just lookin at that old black&white interview, woooo helter-skelter eyes that one had (I've said it before, what is it with these right-wing-FASCIST types and their helter-skelter freaky-a$$ eyes?!?)...
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MSII:
Many psychopaths have that look.
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OlBlue:
Ah! Yes, now I see, yes the eyes of the psychopaths! That explains it!
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OlBlue:
too funny.
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HA!!!! helter-skelter eyes
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Guns keep us safe.
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jackhole:
When is the next installment?
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MarshainFlorida:
from time to time---if I had any real interest I would come up with more material but there is so much silliness out there to snark where to begin?
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jackhole:
Just remember jacques...the Indian Love Song could be your "safety net" if things get out of hand!
It works as well on Republican/Tea Party supporters as it does against Martians.
Call it a "heads up" from a friend to a friend!
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Buckeye_Bill:
Good idea. I had forgotten about that, but may just work.
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northernexpat:
I tried to enter the HOR carrying a boom box to play it as loud as I could it to see what would happen...but Security stopped me.
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sedwin:
That's the man himself I got carried away with the gun signs----imagine a gun loon making the captions.
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This is so "jackhole." You're just a magnate for trolls. Can't wait to see the fireworks when they get here. Lol.
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MarshainFlorida:
Hey they need to chillax---i laugh at their OBUMMER stuff. ;-)
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MarshainFlorida:
"You're just a magnate for trolls."
I knew it all along! That jackhole was a person of rank, power, influence, and distinction to trolls!
Oh wait....you meant magnet......never mind.
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Buckeye_Bill:
Hey magnets are cool you can make all kinds of shit using magnets.
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jackhole:
"Hey magnets are cool you can make all kinds of shit using magnets."
Like when I freak people out by placing a magnet on my metal plate I have in my skullcap?
Kids get a real kick out of it, that's for sure!
And I don't misplace my car keys since there's a magnet attacked to the key ring!
LMAO
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Buckeye_Bill:
I wonder what they'll do to a pace maker?
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jackhole:
"I wonder what they'll do to a pace maker?"
Yuppers...
Modern pacemakers have built-in features to protect them from most types of interference produced by other electrical devices you might encounter in your daily routine.
If you have an artificial pacemaker, always:
Be aware of your surroundings and the devices that may interfere with pulse generators.
Carry your pacemaker ID card to prove that you have a pacemaker. Download a pacemaker ID card.
Tell healthcare professionals before they start any test or procedure using medical or electronic devices.
Notify the doctor or nurse where you work that you have a pacemaker.
Household appliances such as microwave ovens, televisions, radios, stereos, vacuum cleaners, electric brooms, electric blankets, electric knives, hair dryers, shavers, gardening machinery, toasters, food processors and can openers won't affect your pacemaker.
If you suspect interference with your pacemaker, simply move away or turn off the equipment. Your pacemaker won't be permanently damaged and will resume its normal activity.
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/Arrhythmia/PreventionTreatmentofArrhyth...
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Buckeye_Bill:
I'm a little concerned with all this talk about magnets and pacemakers while watching Dick Cheney on MSNBC.
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Joeydee44:
I wonder what Dick thinks about having a heart for the very first time in his life!
It MUST be foreign to him feeling a heart beat in his chest!
Top 10 ‘Truly Tasteless’ Dick Cheney Heart Transfer Jokes:
10. Hope Dick Cheney pulls through. Don’t want him evading justice that easily.
9. Dick Cheney will live to torture us another day.
8. When I said before that Dick Cheney was heartless, you though I was kidding around.
7. Haven’t listened to Chris Matthews in months, but I predict he lectured his viewers tonight that it’s pronounced Cheenie, not Cheney.
6. To allow a 71 year old war criminal to cut ahead in the long waiting list (where children get priority)... anonymous donor was secretly a chimp.
5. With five heart attacks already under his belt, Cheney feels new heart may give him an edge in topping the all-time record.
4. Poor Dick feared he’d shot his last friend in the face.
3. Anonymous donor turned out to be Liz Cheney. She’d had it on ice for well over a decade.
2. If I’m David Gregory, I don’t wanna be eating any Scottish Haggis at Liz’s house, unless she shows me Dick’s in a jar.
1. 5 heart attacks and a heart transfer, and he’s still here? It’s as if Hell won’t even have anything to do with him.
BONUS: Amnesty International told doctors, in advance, if they were to accidentally forget to administer the anesthesia, even they’d look the other way.
http://my.firedoglake.com/thecallup/2012/03/25/top-10-truly-tasteless-dick-chene...
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Buckeye_Bill:
ROFLMAO! Thanks Buckeye, after watching Hubris I needed this to cheer me up.
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northernexpat:
Glad I could make someone laugh...I'm outa here before the trolls wake up and flood this thread!
Nite all!
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He'll out last the roaches...actual roaches not the GOP, although...
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Yes please! Watching their empty heads explode is always good for a chuckle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA - 3 months ago
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MSII:
OUCH!!!!
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MSII:
That's a classic, MSII!
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Leen61:
It is!
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Oh no, jack, it is worth the effort. Especially for the Ronnie Raygun worshiper club.
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Leen61:
Those guys warm the cockles of my heart.
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Leen61:
I think it's cool too. Cause for "stimulating" dialogue.
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jackhole:
Those guys got 4 or 5 of my comments removed for review by Current yesterday. Still have not had an answer from Current about why. All I know is flags were flyin'.
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MarshainFlorida:
Now a-days I take it as a sign that I'm doing something good---you can wait all you want but you probably won't get an answer, that too has become part of my reality.
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jackhole:
LOL! They are always worthy of your personal tributes. LMAO!
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MarshainFlorida:
Or brain aneurysms with certain people.
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