The Paul Ryan Budget plan on a Personal level.

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Credit to Ed Stein for this at: http://edsteinink.com/post/45271549367/paul-ryan-balances-my-budget
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Paul Ryan is absolutely right. Every family needs to balance its budget, and the government does, too, although except for the constant squabbling, it’s hard to see how the government is like my family.
By all accounts, unless you’re listening to anyone who’s not a House Republican, Ryan has put forth a “serious budget,” so I thought it ought to make a good blueprint for balancing my family budget.
To start with, making more money is off the table. Asking for a raise is out of the question. According to Ryan, that’s absolutely the wrong way to go about it, and because he’s an expert, I’ll just have to take his word for it. Making more money would mean taking it from my rich employer, who has way better uses for it than I do. If I took it, it would leave him less to put back into the economy, and that would seriously inhibit growth. So, my only choice is to cut spending.
Where to start? Health care would be an excellent choice. By not paying my health insurance premiums, which in 2014 means refusing to fund Obamacare, I can cut about $1000 a month from my budget. And, here’s the great thing: if I follow Ryan’s budget closely, I can also count the savings I would have had if I’d paid for my Obamacare! Make that another $500 a month. I know it seems somehow wrong to count both, but who am I to question such an expert?
Next, I really need to stop funding my kids’ education. I have a real weakness for the little darlings, I admit, but it’s time for a little tough love, and we all need to be self-reliant.
Too bad they’re older and I can’t gain any savings from not making their school lunches any more. When I think of all the money I wasted on that over the years! And what a fool I was to pay for their early childhood education. Who in his right mind would fund kindergarten when the budget is so out of whack?
I can stop helping them with their retirement funds, though. I wish I’d stopped doing that years ago. I thought I was so smart opening up IRAs for them when they had summer jobs. Little did I know that I was wrecking the economy. That Ryan guy doesn’t miss a thing, does he?
I do feel bad about their health insurance. Both kids were on my plan before I cancelled it. I’ll replace what I was spending on them with a block grant. It won’t actually be enough for them to buy their own insurance, and over the years it most likely won’t keep up with inflation, but Ryan and I are on a mission here. I just hope the kids use it wisely and don’t spend it on frivolous things like food or clothing.
I’m definitely going to stop giving money to charitable causes. Giving money to the poor is just bad economics; they bleed the system and they don’t employ anyone. Instead, I’m going to donate that money to my boss, who will use it to hire people, theoretically. I haven’t seen him actually doing that lately, but if he stockpiles enough of it, he’s going to have to start hiring people sooner or later, right? That’s the Ryan theory, anyway, and I’m sticking to it.
Now to my own retirement plan. Social Security will be insolvent in just a few years unless we fix it, and asking the rich to pay a little more into the system is a non-starter in the Ryan/Stein plan. Therefore, I need to scale back my expectations. For the good of the country, I’m going to stop funding my IRA and 401(k), and just plan on living on less when I stop working, which, in my new budget, will be when I’m 78.
Well, that about covers it. Thanks to the Ryan blueprint, my family budget is now balanced.
Remind me again why I’m not asking for a raise.
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moondown1
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Great stuff FoosMaster! A funny perspective. But the nutjob Republican base actually gets behind Ryan's "serious" budget. Amazing and not at all funny that so many American Voters vote against their own interest.
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moondown1:
Yep, there are Way too many people that believe the GOP Lies and are so gullible that they are convinced that voting for the GOP is good for their own situation. Sad! That’s what we get when we keep cutting from education, it just helps the GOP to fool their base.
See ya at the Foos tournament tonight. My partner tonight is Will. We didn't like placing second last week in Asheville so look out! ;-)
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As any student of history would readily recognize, the worldview of Ryan (and the rest of the Republicans) is reminiscent of the twisted ideology predominant in post-Weimar Germany. A rationale used by those depraved "physicians" loyal to the 3rd Rëich ~~ those who would decide upon which children to "euthanise" in order to "purify" the "Volk" ~~ only now it is focused upon the sanctification of the wealthy .
The results end up being the same..
~~ that those who risk life and limb are expendable... law enforcement and firefighters who have the audacity to expect living wages (those they cynically call the "heroes of 911") don't matter.
~~ that those who educate our children don't matter.
~~ that the sick, the poor or the aged don't matter.
~~ that they all can be sacrificed at the alter of "capitalism" or the "free market" simply because their quality of life or even their survival is considered "inconvenient".
And, more horrifically, it seems to escape the conscience (or the consciousness) of these sociopathic lawmakers.
Degenerate bedlamites such as Ryan (as well his enablers) should never be allowed to have any part in the governance of our nation whatsoever.. and it's up to ALL decent Americans to make sure that they never do.
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jasonwajda
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FunkBrother:
you've just decribed Obamacare
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jasonwajda
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mitekillem
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The conservative mind at work.
"Government can't create jobs" - Then please explain the growing Department of Defense budget, and the ongoing wars we currently have going on. Are you not employing more soldiers than you did 10 years ago. Didn't Clinton actually close down several military bases because we were in a time of peace, and they weren't needed. Funny, I think the deficit was also next to null when he was in office, and he was a Democrat.Hey Rep. Ryan, tell us again how you're a self-made millionaire and never took any "financial aid" from the government in any form.
I bet you didn't know your idle Ayn Rand took money from Social Security. It's public record.Funny how the GOP keeps giving money to the Military, and the Military is now saying that under education of potential future soldiers has become a risk to national security...caused mostly by the GOP cutting funding to education, because it's wrong to ask for a raise, or to invest in education, but it's fine to go to war without paying for it, increasing the debt to trillions, and then blaming it whoever is currently in office, hoping that people are too stupid to pay attention.
The jig is up. - 2 months ago
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mitekillem
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Joeydee44
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Ha! Great persepective, FoosMaster, love it!
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Buckeye_Bill
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"Every family needs to balance its budget, and the government does, too, although except for the constant squabbling, it’s hard to see how the government is like my family."
Now, who in the world balances a family budget to the point that at the end of each month nothing is owed to anyone? Where everything has been bought and paid for?
Very few.
The typical family has a mortgage on their home, a car loan and perhaps a student loan that was beneficial in their earning enough to provide a decent living for their family.
What Paul Ryan is expecting of our country is not financial reality. There must be an investment made in a country's future and wanting to see a pay-off later down that road in the form of a well-educated and well-trained citizenry.
Countries don't carry home mortgages or car loans....but if they are wise they invest in their citizens via educating the young and/or providing a means to teach skills so a working class can contribute to society rather than be unemployable for the type of jobs the future brings.
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WalmartRamen
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Without Obamacare the insurance agency's where aiming at 300+ million uninsured. They had no way to get out of it. No plan for that... Well they did have a plan, to shut down as slow as possible! The cost of the uninsured would of been passed on to everyone with insurance.
Like me! If Mitt would of made it I was going to my workplace
& (X)(X) my insurance! Why? I wouldn't be able to afford to use it.
( http://current.com/community/93946662_the-uninsured-all-313-million-of-them-with... ) - 2 months ago
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letsliveinpeace
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PaulRyan and SpeakerBoehner are aware of this game-changing suggestion on #Medicare pic.twitter.com/7FMFHrqJJV
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letsliveinpeace
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letsliveinpeace
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Never EVER forget that d##k head, Paul Ryan voice of the #GOP said this. RT infinitum. pic.twitter.com/htR2YN6s17
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letsliveinpeace:
What a freudian slip that was. For once he spoke the truth.
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Buckeye_Bill
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Hypocrite...thy name is Paul Ryan!
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Buckeye_Bill
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Paul Ryan was for stimulus spending when the Republicans held the purse strings during GWB's Administration....
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Buckeye_Bill
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letsliveinpeace
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Eddie Munster = Paul Ryan spreads some false & misleading information. In fact the Ryan plan is 'FRAUDULENT AT WORST' pic.twitter.com/MpSuZqYtvc
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Paratus
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Obamas philosophy on the development of a budget would be to keep spending on what does not work, increase your total debt load, take money out of your investment account and spread it across other item of convenience that gain you nothing. Actually this is unfair to Obama. In violation of the law he has not produced his budget which was due in the beginning of February. I believe thisis the first time in a huge amount of years that Congress has gotten a budget out prior to the president. I think Obama has been hedging his bets until he sees what Congress will do. One good thing may come from this, it seems the Senate is finally producing one after 4 years of not doing its job.
This budget concept of raising taxes and not reducing spending is a joke. Oh yes, I know, the Dems say they are reducing spending but what they are actually doing is reducing the amount of the increase in spending. It is dishonest and a lie. Ryans will reduce spending by much more which is what we need. Obama wants another trillion in taxes but Obamacare will produce another trillion in taxes. WE are taxed enough. Especially since half of us pay all the fed income tax. This is a joke. The only work in Washington seems to be coming from the House. - 2 months ago
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Paratus
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WalmartRamen
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Paratus:
The spending did work! And was needed.
( http://current.com/community/94006803_it-takes-spending-to-buy-wood-nails-paint-... )If Obama did not bale out the banks would your big boss have the
money to give you a pay check?
If there was no spending? We would have to walk that tight rope over an cliff?
We needed a road over it & that cost money!Cut spending in your own house first! What is fair is fair!
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WalmartRamen
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WalmartRamen:
I think the same thing everytime I see obama out on vacation or Michelle on a shopping spree. I'd better cut my spending at my house first.
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deane
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Investing in people, the lost art of America.
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deane:
"Investing in people, the lost art of America."
Why invest in them when you can take their money.
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deane:
Investing in people makes people stable & able to buy things.
Cant have the rich without the poor to buy those things.
Who are you going to hire if the workers are all impoverished?
The rich don't work for the rich? I don't see the middle class working at Walmart! - 2 months ago
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Paratus:
They will take your money their cost gets moved to shop lifting as a group!
Making drugs as income! Stealing rich peoples lawn mowers.
Turning in their car to pay the rent. All the rich people seeing the poor walking all over town, scaring them. "Lets not shop in that town!" - 2 months ago
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WalmartRamen:
I agree.
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Paratus:
A person complaining that the government is taking the money of the people would undoubtedly be anti-corporate, since corporations fund our elections.
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WalmartRamen:
'I don't see the middle class working at Walmart!'
Of course not they work at starbucks where the coffee is.
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/02/05/starbucks.saved.my.life/index.... - 2 months ago
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WalmartRamen:
In times of crisis put this sign in front of your house and they might think twice.
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Buckeye_Bill
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Paul Ryan is an Atheist. He'd have to be.
A man's words spoken do not lie when his own mouth and tongue, that is controlled by his brain, say what is within his heart and kidneys.
I could go on and on about Mr. Ryan, but what's the use? Either you know who he is and what he represents....or you deny what he himself says about his personal beliefs.
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Buckeye_Bill
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Ayn Rand is alive and well in Paul Ryan's socioeconomic world....that's why Mitt Romney chose Paul to be his running mate. They both see that 47% as moochers and need to be marginalized for the uselessness they represent to those who feel superior by station or birth.
Culling the weak from the Herd of Mankind is the goal of the Chosen Ones...like Mitt and Paul.
+^d
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Buckeye_Bill:
We did this country a big disservice when we did not send Romney /Ryan to D.C. to fix this mess Obama has done.
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Paratus:
Notice to self: Do NOT feed the troll.....do NOT feed the troll.
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Paratus:
America voted for Obama, not RepublicanCare!
( http://current.com/news-and-politics/93634691_soylent-green-the-republican-road-... )Obama won over all!
( http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/2012/results )Obama is not stupid!
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama ) - 2 months ago
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Paratus:
Wow! you continue to post the MOST absurd notions. I had stopped replying to your absurdities since you just come back with more BS. But I had to respond to this. President Obama has turned our economy around from the free fall it was in after the last (hopefully the absolute LAST) Republican administration. Democrats continually have to clean up after Republican debacles.
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MSII
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There's a new budget counter-proposal from the Progressive caucus. Of course it's SANE and SENSIBLE so the right-wingers will never let it go anywhere....
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MSII:
Yep, progressives also want to cut things, just smarter cuts, with a "balance" of revenue from those who have profited soo much from the hard work of our labor!
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FoosMaster:
The hard work.. off the backs of the poor!
( http://home.dbdbdugbug.operaunite.com/W/content/WPHOTOS/child-labor-COAL.jpg )It's more like greed at a cost! What is fair is fair! The rich worked hard
at hiding their money. Having money to hire brokers that know that stuff!How much greed do they need?
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ProgressiveBum
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Nailed it!
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cpad
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Great read, FoosMaster - love the caricature too :)
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cpad:
Ed Stein has a Great way of putting things in perspective with humor.
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northernexpat
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What a great way to get to the nuts and bolts of Ryan's budget, while actually pointing out how out of whack it is. I wish the MSM would stop taking Ryan so seriously, because he really lives in Disneyland and he loves to write fairy tales.
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northernexpat:
I am just wondering what this new channel will be like when things change over. I hope they will continue to spread the “Truth” without going easy on the rich perpetrators.
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FoosMaster:
Me too. I hope they bring real journalism to the forefront. I also hope they continue to allow our community to stay as is.
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northernexpat