What Women Just Don't Get About Men...
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Okay - women's intuition. Granted. Done deal.
But, okay, dig: Us hardlegs? We have our own bit of intuition as well, ladies. Granted, for some cats we're easily talking about borderline psychopathic jealousy and latent momma's boy insecurity.
Granted. Conceded. What have you.
But -- never underestimate male intuition, ladies. Not in its more sedated and controlled, non-restraining order required form. You may think we're being jealous, suspicious, insecure, yadda yadda---but a LOT of times we're just trying in that substantially imperfect way of ours to tell you that we love and adore the hell out of you and we are a bit more dialed in to the fact that we might potentially - at any given moment - lose you to someone else than you give us credit for being dialed in to.
And you may think we're just being a crazy m.f. in the process of trying to articulate this to you---but that's what being a man is all about: Knowing exactly - precisely - what you wanna say---but that isht just don't really come out like Shakespeare like we'd want it to. When we want it to.
So let us drive you crazy just long enough for us to try and get out the fact that you mean the goddamn world to us---and we're dumb asses sometimes, yeah. But 9 times out of 10 we really do try to tell you that... 'Cause we dudes sometimes gotta have our 'do I look fat in this?' or 'do you think she's pretty' moments, too.
Dig?
But, okay, dig: Us hardlegs? We have our own bit of intuition as well, ladies. Granted, for some cats we're easily talking about borderline psychopathic jealousy and latent momma's boy insecurity.
Granted. Conceded. What have you.
But -- never underestimate male intuition, ladies. Not in its more sedated and controlled, non-restraining order required form. You may think we're being jealous, suspicious, insecure, yadda yadda---but a LOT of times we're just trying in that substantially imperfect way of ours to tell you that we love and adore the hell out of you and we are a bit more dialed in to the fact that we might potentially - at any given moment - lose you to someone else than you give us credit for being dialed in to.
And you may think we're just being a crazy m.f. in the process of trying to articulate this to you---but that's what being a man is all about: Knowing exactly - precisely - what you wanna say---but that isht just don't really come out like Shakespeare like we'd want it to. When we want it to.
So let us drive you crazy just long enough for us to try and get out the fact that you mean the goddamn world to us---and we're dumb asses sometimes, yeah. But 9 times out of 10 we really do try to tell you that... 'Cause we dudes sometimes gotta have our 'do I look fat in this?' or 'do you think she's pretty' moments, too.
Dig?
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