10 Gaping Plot Holes in Transformers 2

1. You'd be surprised what the government can do. And maybe they didn't cover anything up, maybe they only said that all of that was over.

2. Because the piece that Mikaela had was used to ressurect Jetfire.

3. It's military sonar. Of course it did.

4. This really should have gone in Number 10, because it's a nit-pick. Maybe the lenses help him to see MORE. Or maybe they're developing an evil doctor character. If you notice, he transforms into a microscope.

5. Yes. They're called Prentenders. Go look it up, genius.

6. This one is also assinine. Maybe they can't have kids, but that doesn't mean they have no form of ancestry. Or maybe they can have kids. And if the original primes ganged up on him? Because The Fallen had the matrix of power, and most of them were not very violent. On top of that, it would be very lame if they did, and then there would be no movie, now would there?

7. You make a movie and fly all those probs and actors and film developers to Egypt, and then see if you want to fly them to the National Mall. A majority of people watching don't even know what the National Mall is. Again, this should go into 10.

8. Last I checked, they actually went to Egypt, and your time table is wrong. But you really want to show them traveling for hours? And it is a fictious secret rail gun. It could spew candy if Michael Bay wanted to, because it's fiction.

9. It's a vision from the primes, not robot heaven. That just makes it seem so stupid, but that was your stupid logic thinking it was robot heaven.

10. Mikaela is seen wrapping Sam's hand after Jetfire teleports them, Sam's hand is shown smoking. ... Extra Sock? Sam's roomate leads them to agent Simmons, and is the comic relief. Waiting for Optimis to die. The satellite is a U.S. satellite, not to mention there's a giant Decepticon hooked up to it, who recieves transmissions from other Decepticons. He humps her leg because he admits that she's hot, and later worships her. We saw his thong because he was changing clothes, and it was funny in a gross way, it's called bawdy humor. No, the robots that joined to make Devastator do not end up fighting the army, thats just false information. The government thinks that the Autobots need to leave because the Decepticons are only here on Earth because of them.
How would the Ancient Egyptians break something like that with their technology? The matrix wasn't any bigger, you just have a bad eye. Your picture shows Mikaela's pants looking as dirty as they can get really, considering that they stopped for a rest, and she wasn't crawling her way through Egypt.

All in all, this is one of the dumbest articles I've ever seen that doesn't deserve any attention from a kid on MySpace, much less anyone who goes on yahoo on a daily basis. It's just poor researched, false, and it seems like you were not even watching the same movie. Just cause it's a Michael Bay film doesn't mean you don't have to pay attention.

8.

I've been resisting because everything I hear about this movie is downright horrible. I think I need to see it to believe it. I know I'm falling into the same trap as everyone else by paying to see this, but I think I have to..

i had alot of the same questions.

but the little piece that was in teh girls backpack got somehow magnetically stuck to Jetfire (the old guy in the museum) to bring him back to life, thats why they couldn't use it on optimus prime.

other than that, this movie is bad.

ps - what is the deal with the picture of megan fox's boobs trying to escape from her body?

Am quite sure that the the producers would say something like:
"All these questions and more will answered in the next transformers film, coming to cinema near you".

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