Kid drinks gasoline to be more like Transformers, gets brain damage instead.
source: http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/20/kid-drinks-gasoline-to-be-more-like-the-transformers/
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The kids parents scolded the kid after he started smelling the gas in cigarette lighters, and later began to notice that the gasoline in their motorcycle had begin disappearing. They caught the kid in the act and locked the motorcycle away, but the boy started stealing gasoline from unsuspecting neighbors. After the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital. The doctor explained to the boy that he would not gain supernatural strength, but instead now has mental disorders from the lead and a strong “gasoline dependence.”
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KCKate
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oh man, i don't know whether to feel bad for the kid or slap him upside the head for being stupid
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KCKate
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Acedia
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Seems a little like natural selection in action.
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Acedia
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smallwood
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Look, I know this sucks for this kid and his family and all, but let me just say this...
Natural selection is a good thing.
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smallwood
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Jerrigity
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I think he was a little brain damaged to begin with..
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Jerrigity
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Panzer_Tanzler
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Wahaha, Chinese people sure are funny.
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Panzer_Tanzler
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barkway
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yeh right! He'd be dead if he was drinking gasoline. 5 yrs? 2-3 bottles a day? Come on people....
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barkway
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metalcookiesxy70
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Obsession.
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metalcookiesxy70
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kewal91
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stupid kid... everyone knows that the transformers run on the all-spark... should have zapped himself instead
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kewal91
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danyfell
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kewal91:
difference
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danyfell
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kewal91
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kewal91:
suicide...
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kewal91
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diode
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hilarious
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diode
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naty_forty
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what the heck is this?! What is wrong with people, kids??? Didn't anyone explain that it was a cartoon? unbelievable.
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naty_forty
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Systematik
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Transform and roll oughgughghfuihghfsd
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Systematik
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RaceBannon
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i mean at what point did this kid develop the ability to down any gasoline. Its just got to taste awful
follow your pets and stick to anti freeze.... jk
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RaceBannon
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RudyRudell
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I didn't know it was possible to get a gasoline dependence, this must be a medical first.
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RudyRudell
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lifestudentno83
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As in all cultures, some children know how to seperate fantasy and reality and some don't.
Hope he finds a girlfriend who doesn't mind the smell of gasoline breath...
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lifestudentno83
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Pedroptz
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lifestudentno83:
And the brain damage...
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Pedroptz
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Barca_Kid
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wow kids these days lol
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Barca_Kid
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dlar10
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So if drinking gasoline isn't how you pledge allegiance to the Autobots, then how do you?
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dlar10
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el_chivo
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The good news is that the lead contamination can’t turn you into a transformer, but grants you the mental capacity of Michael Bay and Megan Fox (combined).
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el_chivo
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jeckersly316
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Brain Damage, more than meets the eye~
Brain Damage, retard in disguise~
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jeckersly316
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heimbachae
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I must be so numb to these things, because I just laughed out loud at this.
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heimbachae
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Synethste [removed]
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Synethste [removed]
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reneelikeshugs
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Synethste:
Being American.
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reneelikeshugs
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Nuevarine
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Synethste:
hey-oh!
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Nuevarine
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SDLN
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14 is a little too old to be this stupid. I call Natural Selection on this one. Maybe a nominee for the Darwin Awards.
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SDLN
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Sumbodyswatchin
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SDLN:
Definitely an Honorable Mention, since of course this young lad only gave himself permanent brain damage as opposed to doing us the favor of removing himself from the gene pool.
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Sumbodyswatchin
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St_Alia_10191
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SDLN:
True. Though I have a feeling that a guy who can't tie his shoes and has an unquencable desire for gasoline isn't gonna get much play with the ladies.
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St_Alia_10191
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Sam_the_Wizer
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SDLN:
You obviously don't get out much St. Alia. I bet the ladies love him.
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Sam_the_Wizer
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numinant
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Something tells me that there's more than meets the eye with this story.
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numinant
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Tyrannous
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he obviously missed the episode on how transformers work, isnt it the allspark or some nonsense? no gas involved they use renewable energy.
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Tyrannous
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fernweher
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the biggest problem: AFTER the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital.
Only after this? The first or second time my kid drank gasoline I would take him to a doctor ASAP. It should never have got to this point. I agree with the comment about natural selection.
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fernweher
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BKsaysAction
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Sorry kid but turns out you weren't a robot in disguise.
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BKsaysAction
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fun_size
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Pffft and they say natural selection is bullshit.
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fun_size
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ReganMann
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onemalefla:
They don't they have the Allspark!!!
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ReganMann
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dainjdc
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That sucks be didn't know that transformers are fake.
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dainjdc
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hunzedog
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Cars that run on corn, and kids that run on gas....
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