Who will win Human versus Zombie war?

Where was the "Human/Zombie Survival Crisis Evaluation Course" when I was at Uni? God. I had to do "Multimedia Technology" instead. Pfffffft. The next generation get all all the breaks. As well as Global Warming. Good luck kids! Maybe Global Warming will be bad for zombies? Well, I guess that's the sort of thing the course teaches...

i really think that if the zombies are like the current zombies and not the old school zombies we would definately lose,they run they do EVERYTHING we do but BETTER!!!!

Romeros zombies are cake but even the later zombies are no match to man. There are groups of people trained and ready for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. All you really need is a crowbar and balls...and the ability to kill

honestly if this is real...we would be declared lost by the media and some liberal orgniazation would say we are violating the rights of zombies when we shoot them

Wear a good armor w/o holes and a good blade, you win.

Humans in a fair fight
but if the zombies were to evolve due to a chemical reaction or just naturally based on climate or "habitat"
the humanoid zombies would become from minority to master race destroying the old"zombies" and humans.

I support Human survivors

Zombies would outnumber the humans, and thus overpower and eventually kill them all. I say this because most people will not believe a zombie outbreak, even told to them on the news. They'll think it propaganda until they are munched on by their neighbor or loved one.

Those that do believe would kill anyone walking because most people are paranoid schizos waiting for the world to go ape shit.

Anyone with half-a-brain and a gun would eventually be overpowered by the sheer number of zombies, and find themselves short on bullets, willpower, or both.

So it would probably bring the end of the human race. And, dare I say it, probably well deserved... As self-centered and selfish as everyone in this world is, we probably deserve a painful death.

hole up in costco!

If this is what they spend their time on at Uni, then no wonder why people can't find a job after their studies...

Way too many people are watching way too many movies...

http://current.com/items/90720393_scientists-claim-zombie-attack-would-collapse-...
Rwar... this was up before yours =\ THEIF!! >.>

Well, how about against the fuckin Rage virus from 28 days later, or the fuckin running zombies from dawn of the dead? we'd be fucked. Resident evil zombies are another zombie type to consider...

Whys this on the front page? O.o Down'ed.

Humans will develop A.I. With this, and the army of robots we build to combat the Zombie threat will be our downfall.

The mindless Zombies will soon come under control by the Machines, humans will be a dying breed for a time. But we will survive.

In a desperate attempt, mankind will develop a virus, one that is carried in living humans. Unknowingly , a decent percentage, maybe 15 to 30 percent will be treated with said virus/vaccine, and when bitten/killed by a Zombie, the antigen will spread throughout the undead population, killing them all.

Sacrificing alot but not all will be a turning point in humanitys social evolution.

Only then, will man become one. Only then, will we realize our true potential as a species.

In a way, I hope for a zombie war. Survival of the fittest, pure and simple, the lazy and the stupid will be the first to go. I believe humans would come out on top in the end. And who knows, maybe a more common enemy will unite the human race the way it should already have been?

We would prolly win cuz theyd starve out but wed be in a bad state

Wow. So what if they can run like in the movies?

no we would not, their are a lot of idiots out there