Best Possible Script for Halloween III
source: http://www.popbunker.net/2009/09/damn-script-halloween-iii/
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- drunkenhopfrog
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About a 600 word parody script at the link... click it for more.
Laurie’s phone starts to ring. On the screen, the caller ID reads: LOOMIS
LAURIE: Oh, shit, it’s that nutcase doctor who kept failing to kill that Michael dude.
BETTY: Bumpity bump to voice mail, ho! Haha!
Laurie looks concerned for a moment.
LAURIE: You’re right!
Moments later the phone rings again. This time it’s a text notification.
BETTY: Is that the doc again? Another man hot for ya, huh Laurie?
The screen on the phone reads: MESSAGE FROM MICHAEL
LAURIE: This must be a joke. It says it’s from Michael. Loomis said he was dead for sure this time!
BETTY: Oh.my.god. What does it say?
The phone reads: UR DED
LAURIE: You’re dead, I think.
BETTY: Yeah, well it sounds like you’ve heard that one before. Plus we’re here in China, what can go wrong? And it’s probably just a joke.
LAURIE: Hm. Yeah, fuck him. What’s he going to do anyway? He has no money for a ticket. What’s his options? Swimming?! Haha!
****CUT TO NIGHT, OCEAN
A fast wake cuts through the ocean. Nothing is visible from the surface, the the immediate area is populated by many DEAD FISH including A SHARK.
Click the link for the the entire First Act.
Laurie’s phone starts to ring. On the screen, the caller ID reads: LOOMIS
LAURIE: Oh, shit, it’s that nutcase doctor who kept failing to kill that Michael dude.
BETTY: Bumpity bump to voice mail, ho! Haha!
Laurie looks concerned for a moment.
LAURIE: You’re right!
Moments later the phone rings again. This time it’s a text notification.
BETTY: Is that the doc again? Another man hot for ya, huh Laurie?
The screen on the phone reads: MESSAGE FROM MICHAEL
LAURIE: This must be a joke. It says it’s from Michael. Loomis said he was dead for sure this time!
BETTY: Oh.my.god. What does it say?
The phone reads: UR DED
LAURIE: You’re dead, I think.
BETTY: Yeah, well it sounds like you’ve heard that one before. Plus we’re here in China, what can go wrong? And it’s probably just a joke.
LAURIE: Hm. Yeah, fuck him. What’s he going to do anyway? He has no money for a ticket. What’s his options? Swimming?! Haha!
****CUT TO NIGHT, OCEAN
A fast wake cuts through the ocean. Nothing is visible from the surface, the the immediate area is populated by many DEAD FISH including A SHARK.
Click the link for the the entire First Act.
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