Physics proves the mall is the best zombie hideout after all

CASINOS are where the well armed survivors TRASH the zombies! Send the "bait" in to compulsively "thrash about" within the labyrinth of machines and tables,...then set the whole damn thing on fire! (Free Drinks)

Wrong. Wrong.

Malls are designed specifically for access: customers should be able to enter from any side easily and get to where they want to go, and impulsively so. Even worse would be casinos: designed to be as difficult to leave as possible. This means the zombies will get in but be very hard to get out.

Personally, I go for the oil derricks offshore: a high ground that is escapable in any direction and nearly impossible to get to for an unconscious being.

my firend and i just finished making 'backyard zombie' a short film about a zombie in my backyard....too bad current doesn't have a 'fiction' section...

I think most people in malls are zombies! They sure react like zombies most of the time!

Can the zombies run?! So help me god, if they can, I'm blowing the whole fucking world up!

Why hide at the mall in the event of a zombie apocalypse? You would miss out on all the fun.

Give me a baseball bat and a bunch of zombies and I would have the time of my life.

So funny! I actually started stocking up on supplies for the coming Zombocalypse. This report will come in handy for my grand escape plan I've started working on.

I wonder if the majority of people obsessed with zombies and z-day really just want an excuse to destroy as many humans as possible, and not feel guilty about it cuz they're already dead

I would hide at the bmv only because I think the living dead would still avoid it at all cost.

...and here I was thinking it was a pub.

Now if only our survivors from Left 4 Dead knew that.

haha cant believe this made it to the top of the homepage... but i agree, a very pressing issue that we have all been wondering about for a long time.

Reminds me of "Aliens II" with lil Newt holing up in that sprawling colony compound.

Now THESE are important issues!

Zzzzzombies.....never said in many films that has them. Amusing.

Mall is a best place with all that stuff you could use as weapons. Uberawesomeness.

I think this study leaves out the idea that zombies may be able to smell you. Or attract each other by groaning whenever they see a human.

WHAT? WHY?

Are mall layouts really that complicated compared with most other buildings? The problem with malls, though, is that they're usually found in areas with high human population density, which would mean more zombies in general.

not always a happy ending though.

or Bass Pro shop/Gander Mt...

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