Mini Trailer Time: Black Lightning!
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- jlichman
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Get thee over to Current_Movies Blog to check out the trailer!
http://blogs.current.com/movies/2009/10/21/mini-trailer-time-black-lightning/
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- Movies, Trailers, Timur Bekmambetov, Mini Trailer Time, 1 more
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Paul_Kanter
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In Russian Accent:
Make fun you Americas, Make fun, Americas,
You buy our Russian women for your brides,
And while they have you in their Russian arms
We soon buy your Internet Television Cable
And show world what real Vodka tastes like.If you like we make good deal on flying taxi car for you. 2000 Rubles above Wholesale my man. My man, deal only good til tomorrow. Buy flying taxi car and impress your Russian Bride. You know she is always asking for one, you Americas.
Did I mention trunk very spacious. Fit 12 boxes of tomatoes in trunk, no problems. You need trunk space. Our flying taxi cars have all trunk space you need for your tomatoes. You are in tomatoe business, no?
Sell me your tomatoes and I sell you flying taxi car.
You sell lots of tomatoes in your taxi car, My Man!! You be rich and famoose.
You know Everyone in Russia is related to Timur Bekmanbetov(That's four syllables, Like Dostoevsky))
Yes, entire Russian economy stay afloat because Timur's films. We are very small country. One film a year keeps food on the table and Russian forests growing like your American women's breasts. How is it they keep growing larger? Our women's breasts just sag. Your women's breasts grow like hot air balloons, what do you feed them?Yes, Timur, keeps Russia glory, it very good. Your Russian Bride tell you about it one night when she is home from club.
- 2 years ago
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Paul_Kanter
