Get on TV: Your Video Awards for Our Year-Endies
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1. Watch the explanatory video above.
2. Login to Current through Facebook Connect or your account.
3. Upload your video (1 gig limit) or click on the webcam tab for a 60-second response.
4. Click Upload.
If we choose yours for the show you’ll get $100. Make sure your video is in before Sunday at midnight.
If you're under 18 , or If you run into any problems with the webcam/upload, email us at jlichman AT current DOT com.
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- Movies, Celebrity, Film, Max and Jason: Still Up, 2 more
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- Film, The Rotten Tomatoes Show, Awards, Year-Endies
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mario_a
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The Best use of John Lichman (from Current Movies) in an Animated Feature Film goes to...
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mario_a
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jlichman
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No more awards!
We'll get in touch if we're going to use you on the show.
-john - 2 years ago
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jlichman
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adamboy
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Last minute but as soon as i got home i had to submit!
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adamboy
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DonQ
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BEST 2009 "DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH" SCENE IN A MOVIE
The crowd undadog beats the betting favorite. Dissed, dismissed, and left for dead.
Suggestion: Show a few seconds of the Knowing's flaming wave of distuction vs the car escape from death in 2012 (maybe in place of my 5 second mention of the fiery wall). Plenty of good video here to edit something great. Maybe [award show] crowd reaction audio in background?...
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DonQ
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msameck
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My year-end awards. This has been fun, let's do it for another year.
Thanks everyone.
Happy... whatever!
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msameck
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neodobby
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msameck:
the sexyback line actually made me laugh out loud (lol), & thanks for the shoutout!
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neodobby
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JamesAJanisse
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msameck:
Your video isn't loading for me, and it's making me really sad =[
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JamesAJanisse
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aisleseat
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msameck:
Awesome awards!
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aisleseat
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msameck
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msameck:
Thanks, guys.
James: Try it again. current videos get all wonky on me sometimes.
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msameck
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Joey_Vee
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msameck:
Oh my God Matt Sameck, I think about the editors all the time. They are the people that really make this show possible. Everything I do, I do with them in mind so I hope I haven't pissed them off this year. I enunciate, make sure the house is quiet and the air conditioner is off, leave spaces between my punch lines, keep my head centered, and make sure the lighting is perfect, all for them. And if they end up reading this, sorry for you having to flip my backwards poster around that one time. I thought it was funny at the time but I now see the error in my ways.
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Joey_Vee
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DonQ
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"Submit" button did not show up in your programming upon uploading my second video submission. What's up with that? Attempt number 2 is on the way... again.
BEST 2009 "DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH" SCENE IN A MOVIE
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DonQ
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BRBonowicz
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Best Mall Cop Movie of the Year
Best Movie with a Message
Worst Use of Digital Cameras Ever in a Movie
Best Film That No One Saw - 2 years ago
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BRBonowicz
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bigdpitchas
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Check out these Year-Endies Awards!
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bigdpitchas
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DonQ
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BEST 2009 SCREEN ACTOR "OFF-SCREEN" PERFORMANCE
Suggestion: Adding a few seconds of actual Bale sound bite between my announcement and my supporting sentence. Maybe replace my "I know now why you cry..." ending with actual "I know now why you cry..." (from T2) video bite. Plenty of good video here to edit something great. Maybe [award show] crowd reaction audio in background?...
- 2 years ago
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DonQ
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neodobby
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I present Year-Endie's for:
Most Culturally-Offensive Film - (It's not the ghetto-bots, or any scene from Precious)
Most Cynical Dialogue about Popular Music
Most Poetic Dialogue - 2 years ago
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neodobby
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msameck
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neodobby:
Mike Tyson and Robert Frost: Cut from the same cloth.
Good awards.
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msameck
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neodobby
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neodobby:
thanks, yea, he can definitely be eloquent at times, but bragging about how you love to tell girls 'no' during sex - after you've been found guilty of rape - probably not the best idea
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neodobby
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letsnotlisten
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Antichrist: The only attention it deserves.
--Tricia Olszewski, Washington City Paper,
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letsnotlisten
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Jorge555
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This is my Award for the "Best Original-Unoriginal Idea for a Film"
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Jorge555
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summer_rose
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It's Year-Endies time!
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summer_rose
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kylebuchanan
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Awards for Movie Characters Who Were the Worst at Their Jobs, Worst Onscreen Nudity, and Best Movie that Tricked a Studio Into Financing an Actor's Vacation.
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kylebuchanan
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socialnerdia
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Esteban's Year-Endies
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socialnerdia
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JenniferB92
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Best Use of a David Bowie Song: Inglorious Basterds - Cat People(Putting Out Fire)
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JenniferB92
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SpikeStone
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Here are 11 year-endies. 3 of them are about how terrible G.I. Joe was. The others are good too, I hope. :) Thanks for a great year of shows!!
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SpikeStone
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Kapricious_T
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SpikeStone:
Good job, man. Lots of good laughs.
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Kapricious_T
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Dylanc
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SpikeStone:
haha, damn good endies...
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Dylanc
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Kapricious_T
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Part Two of my Year-Endies.
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Kapricious_T
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neodobby
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Kapricious_T:
LOL, I'm not sure how much I was supposed to enjoy the ending, but I thought it was pretty hilarious
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neodobby
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Joey_Vee
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The movie most likely to make you think it is a porno based on the title and plot...
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Joey_Vee
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Joey_Vee
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Joey_Vee:
The award for the worst movie that actually becomes better when you watch the bootleg...
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Joey_Vee
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Joey_Vee
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Joey_Vee:
The award for best performance by a male sexual organ...
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Joey_Vee
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Joey_Vee
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Joey_Vee:
Thank you so much Rotten Tomatoes Show for being so good to me...
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Joey_Vee
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neodobby
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Joey_Vee:
*response to thank you video*
wow, this was really humble, & well-said. I too am grateful for the time I made the show (& so was my haiku), & I've definitely enjoyed watching the show & its witty approach to film criticism.
*I too acquired a workpint copy of Wolverine, but I never got a chance to watch it, I had a distant relative visit on the weekend it hit theaters, & I guess nothing else was out - because we paid to see the movie we each already had (even though the studio lied & said the theater version was completely different), & it turned out to be the worst movie I'd seen since Punisher:War Zone, & now I find out that the workprint version was actually enjoyable...thanks.
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neodobby
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JamesAJanisse
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Joey_Vee:
Joe, you're truly one of the coolest people I've met on Current, and a fantastic addition to the Rotten Tomatoes Show. I'm glad you're on it so regularly, and it just goes to show how awesome you are that even your thank you video is funny and inspiring.
I agree with the sentiments that Joey's put out in this video, and only wish I was as articulate and thoughtful enough to put them on webcam like he did. Thank you Joe, and thank you Rotten Tomatoes, for an excellent and exciting year in movies and movie reviews.
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JamesAJanisse
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msameck
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Joey_Vee:
To Joey:
Well done.
My wife thinks you're funnier than me, so let's try to tone it down a notch. Being funny is all I've got going for me.
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msameck
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hannahmcnoface
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Joey_Vee:
Aw man, hateful youtube comments make me feel like a real internet celebrity. And clapping in front of a webcam is so bizarre. Ugh, the things we do for these guys, am I right??
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hannahmcnoface
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aerinpegadrak
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I give awards for Best Lead Performance by an Inanimate Object, and Most Misleading Trailer. Under consideration was the Dennis Quaid award for Actor Most in Need of a New Agent, but budget cuts didn't allow that segment to be taped.
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aerinpegadrak
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digkv
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Most unnecessary nude scene
Ugly duckling award
best use of slo-mo - 2 years ago
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digkv
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TajM
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Um, take 2? My poor apple kinda disappeared around this time. (GREAT apple though...)
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TajM
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fortified_liver
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Five Year Endies: best sudden death, unexplained nudity, explained nudity, losing hope in mankind, glass ceiling shattering woo!
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fortified_liver
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TajM
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Well. I couldn't resist.
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TajM
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Kapricious_T
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The camera I'm currently using supports only short clips, so I'm doing my Year-Endies for "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" in two parts. Here is Part One.
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Kapricious_T
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amberbamber
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My two cents. Thanks everyone!
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amberbamber
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HandCoding
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I present a handful of awards, including Best Retconning, Worst CG in a High-Budget Action Film, Largest Shark Jump, and Most Underhanded Toss Toward Lazy Critics That Like to Quote Song Lyrics.
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HandCoding
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neodobby
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HandCoding:
Best Ending to a video review I've ever seen!
*I thought the same thing about wolverine's claws, especially in the bathroom scene, I mean how is it that they could make the f/x perfect nine years ago, but now they can't?
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neodobby
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josh_piers
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My 2009 Year-Endies Submission:
Best use of a mid-Movie Font: Inglorious Basterds
Best use of Challenging Camera Angles: Crank
Best use of a Racial Stereotype: District 9
Best One Liner: "Nut up, or shut up" Woody Harrelson in Zombieland
Best terminally-ill free spirited girl who teaches others to live life to the fullest: My sister's keeper
Best attempt to win a girl from her douchebag boyfriend: I love you Beth Cooper
Best use of post sex amnesia: The Hangover
Best documentary of a crazy person: Tyson
The Best Rouse-Your-Troops pre-Battle Speech: Inglorious Basterds
The Best use of a Medicine Cabinet: Orphan
Best Unnecessary Death in a Movie: Cap'n Kirk's padre in Star Trek
Best Superhero Sex Scene: Watchmen
Best One Man Show: Sam Rockwell in Moon
Best Celebrity Cameo: Bill Murray in Zombieland - 2 years ago
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cupcakewithsprinklez
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The award for best horror movie of the year goes to... Paranormal Activity
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cupcakewithsprinklez
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jk_47
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Most Freudian Horror Movie goes to Drag Me to Hell. I know you got famous with a rapey tree, Raimi, but come on.
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jk_47
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Big_Penguin
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I can't wait to here all the awards!
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Big_Penguin
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BEMaven
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The Frank Drebbin Award For Personal Achievement goes to the new James T. Kirk in this year's Star Trek movie
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BEMaven
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BEMaven
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Special Award to 2012 for the Most Upbeat Depiction Of The Apocalypse.
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BEMaven
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BEMaven
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Most Original Spaceship of 2009 - Spock's Flying Donut from the Star Trek movie.
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BEMaven
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WeJustGotBetter
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Let's be honest: everyone knew this was coming.
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WeJustGotBetter
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harlequin_girl
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A few Year Endies.
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harlequin_girl
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aisleseat
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A few Year-Endies, plus some applause.
I also want to add my deepest thanks to everyone at Current and "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" for a great year. You guys have been wonderful to me, and I thank you sincerely for allowing me to be part of the show!
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aisleseat
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JamesAJanisse
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My Year Endies - I'm handing out 8 of them.
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JamesAJanisse
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msameck
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JamesAJanisse:
Man, I thought I really had a chance at "Bluest Penis" this year. Ah well, there's always next year... and the local shopping mall. Well, not the "local" local shopping mall, I can't go there anymore.
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msameck
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heyron
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Ron Babcock's submission for the Year Endie's.
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heyron
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msameck
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heyron:
Ron:
That, my friend, is a fancy hat.
The "Desperate Attempt at Starting a Series" Award has a proud history. Didn't "The Golden Compass" win a few years ago.
I'm almost always find you amusing, so keep it up.
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msameck
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gsystem888
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Best Scene of 2009 that you are so confused during that you can't take it anymore and throw up.
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gsystem888
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gsystem888
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Best Rescue Line of 2009
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gsystem888
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Laurence_Collin
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the Premium Bitch Award, take 2! (the version where I don't f*ck up)
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Laurence_Collin
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70mmdude
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The Award for Biggest Waste of 3D technology...
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70mmdude
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70mmdude
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The Award for Worst Cameo
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70mmdude
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Laurence_Collin
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And now, the Year-Endie award for the Iffiest Accent goes to...........
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Laurence_Collin
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Laurence_Collin
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And the Premium Bitch Award goes to.........
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Laurence_Collin
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Rickothing
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Los Abrazos Rotos, let's poke our walking stick right to the cameraman! Best performance by a not-blind man, as a blind man.
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Rickothing
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Da7e
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Award: Craziest FOX of 2009!
Also, my clapping at the end of the clip, as requested.
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Da7e
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JamesAJanisse
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Da7e:
"more clapping?" made me laugh. Thank you.
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JamesAJanisse
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kirkpear
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Naming a movie "The Final Destination" after having three before it is just as practical as naming your movie "Apocalypse 2."
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kirkpear
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Dylanc
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The Year Endies, Twenty Aught Nine!
- Most gruesome death (grindor, trans 2: HIS FACE WAS RIPPED OPEN)
- Worst scene to have to miss for a bathroom break at the theater (star trek, ice cave mindmeld scene)
- Most awkward sex scene (watchmen: silk spectre , dr. manhattan, dr. manhattan, and dr. manhattan)
- Actor who is finally getting the attention he deserves (Zach Galifinaklisdufouosfidu)
- Most 50/50 movie (julie and julia)
- "You really shouldn't have taken that movie role" award (Precious: Precious's mom... I'm now scared of Monque)
- Most successful actor of 2009 (anton yelchin... boxoffice gold!)
- Movie that most made we want to leave my childhood in the past (trans 2, term salv, gi joe)
- Most quotable movie you just cant quote (in the loop!) - 2 years ago
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Dylanc
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jk_47
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Bluffin' with MacGuffin Award
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jk_47
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jk_47
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Most Failed Catchphrase
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jk_47
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jk_47
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Best Performance by an Emoticon
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jk_47
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jk_47
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Something For the Ladies Award
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jk_47
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jk_47
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Best Beard
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jk_47
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Kapricious_T
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jk_47:
Oh, you beat me to the John Krasinksi beard joke!
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Kapricious_T
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jk_47
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They are practically the same movie, you know.
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jk_47
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jk_47
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Love the show, but never see movies early enough to upload reviews, so now is my chance! I'm really excited to participate, woo!
Edit: changed it to Take 2, and included a clap... (clap? should I have included a clap? I do not know.)
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jk_47
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TajM
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Last but not least, the award for the likable slacker couple goes to...
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TajM
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TajM
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The award for the most grudgingly likable and even human like portrayal by an actor from the Disney Channel goes to...
Ahhhh~ I can't believe I'm ADMITTING this. - 2 years ago
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TajM
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TajM
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This year most go-out-and-fix-the-world award goes to...
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TajM
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TajM
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TajM:
Whoa, take two. Now I'm going to study. I swear. (So I can fix the world...)
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TajM
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HeyBrother
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Best Forgotten Supporting Character
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HeyBrother
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Kapricious_T
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HeyBrother:
She died.
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Kapricious_T
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emmyjj
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Best Product placment goes to Zombieland
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emmyjj
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emmyjj
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Best use of a banjo goes to zombie land.
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emmyjj
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emmyjj
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Best magic wand-For Harry Potter six. after a wand's been down Daniel Radcliff's pants it deserves an award.
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emmyjj
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Haunted_Flower
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I had a lot of fun with this one! Thanks guys! I really wanted to dress up and open envelopes for you, but alas, I am traveling this weekend so I had to throw this together fast.
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Haunted_Flower
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hannahmcnoface
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My Year Endies awards, in which I finally reveal how thirteen-year-old-boy-crazy I actually am.
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hannahmcnoface
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Joey_Vee
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hannahmcnoface:
Oh my dear Hannah, I love the dress. I never went to my prom but if I could do it all over I wish I could take you. As for An Education, I will never be able to eat a banana again without thinking of Peter Sarsgaard.
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Joey_Vee
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msameck
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hannahmcnoface:
I was going to compliment the dress, too, but didn't want to seem weird. I guess I should consider the number of people talking about penises around here... Maybe it's not so weird.
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msameck
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keithjoforever
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5 of my Year Endie Awards, including "Most Exploited Body" and "Best Cinematography in a Bedroom" ENJOY!
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keithjoforever
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twodragonswithguns
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my award for the work on watchmen.
p.s. still loved the movie
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twodragonswithguns
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Stephen_Humphries
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cutest movie couple of 09
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Stephen_Humphries
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josephjonlanthier
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My awards: Best lab etiquette related educational scene, best car wash scene, and most distracting pastry.
- 2 years ago
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josephjonlanthier
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Stephen_Humphries
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most shameless movie sequel cash-in of 09
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Stephen_Humphries
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70mmdude
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The Award for the Most Bastardized Remake or Sequel: Fame
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70mmdude
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lifestudentno83
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The Mommy Dearest Award: Reserved for the most abusive, unstable, and crazy mothers on film this year.
- 2 years ago
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lifestudentno83
