Get on TV: Upload Reviews for From Paris With Love, Dear John and Frozen

From Paris With Love... Maybe they should stick to chess.

My review of "Frozen", which I give 4/5.

Dear John

Husband & Wife, Mike and Meg, hated From Paris With Love

Frozen Review

(by the way Current.com, did you get a haircut? Nooo that's not it... Oh wait, Newest/Oldest/Popular comment display! Sweeet! I'm digging it.)

My review of "Dear John". Less painful than boiling water poured down your wetsuit on to your genitals.

From Paris With Love review

Dear John... People, you really shouldn't watch this to the end.

This is my review for the film "From Paris with Love".

My review of Dear John. It should be called 'It's Complicated' there is so much going on in this movie.

My review for From Paris With Love. The movie is hypocritical. Stop one terrorist attack by killing a ton of people.

Channing Tatum ain't no Ryan Gosling.

From Paris With Love. Unforgivable.

My review of Dear John.

Dear John,
A mule penny for your thoughts.
Sincerely,
Flickviewer

My thoughts on Adam Green's film Frozen.

Frozen review...a small masterpiece in the vein of Open Water...only not lame

A frozen review of "Frozen"

From Paris with Love: An action movie in the vein of the Lethal Weapon series. And I mean that in a good way.

My review of "From Paris with Love"

I saw dear john so you don't have to. trust me you don't want to

Dear John... I, um...

Dear John,
You are touching, cute and lovely. You're more complex than I imagined and I'm charmed by you.

PS I'm not at all embarrassed to admit I enjoyed a Nicholas Sparks movie.

From Paris With Love is a movie low on plot, with poorly constructed action sequences. But it remained fun throughout.

My review of Dear John. Very vanilla movie for very vanilla people.

From Paris with Love. JRM is hot, and Travolta is cool. That's about it. But when it comes to a plot, look elsewhere.

From Paris With Love: A movie more about the fun loving character of Charlie Wax then an actual plot.

Frozen. A horror movie that offers suspense, but it also an ice cube version of Open Water.

From Paris With Love. Lacks a plot, hair, and original lines not from Pulp Fiction.

My review of "From Paris With Love," wherein I muse on that title, the complete absence of a plot, and John Travolta's tendency to hide behind unusual hair choices.

My review for From Paris With Love.

It can also be found on my YouTube page: www.youtube.com/batterygraveyard

my reveiw of Dear John.

This Frozen review is red hot.

Review of FROZEN by NY Press film critic Simon Abrams

This is my first review for RT and it is for Frozen. Hope it works for ya.

From Paris With Love. No plot,no character development,and lots of explosions. Sounds a lot like a Michael Bay movie. In addition, Jonathon Rhys Meyers should go back to The Tudors because he's not even close to being an even okay action star.

From Paris with Love

There was a lot of awful facial hair in this movie.

Dear John, It's like I'm really writing a letter to him! What a film. What a memory. I really liked the way it looked and sounded. Seven claps out of Ten.

Dear John wasn't really as bad as I thought it was going to be. The actors were good picks for the characters, and there were some really stand out performances.

From Paris With Love: Training Day 2 with white guys in France and no double-cross or deep psychology. Lots of action, little plot, but probably preferable to When In Rome or Dear John on Valentine's Day.

If you use either of my videos, can you put my website along the bottom instead of my rotten tomatoes or current user ID? Thank you very much!
www.hauntedflower.com

Dear John: I did not like this movie. I found the relationship between father and son to be more intriguing than anything between the two leads!

By the way, I have my own website now, www.hauntedflower.com where all my reviews are and I am the official movie reviewer/film critic for Indymojo.com.