Why We Don't Need A Twilight Manllow

Sure, maybe if we were screaming fangirls who are in desperate need to feel the icy grip of an ageless pedophile or an overly muscular fuzzball, we'd want a Twlight Manllow. But at the Rotten Tomatoes Show office, we've got no need for such silly things. We have our head writer, Mark!
Note: This post is officially endorsed by Mark and Mark would like to remind John that this was a favor and John will likely owe him something in the immediate future.