Movies | February 18, 2010 | 9 comments

Great Moments in Fan Letters: The Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight

I'd try to put a better description up here, but I'm a bit baffled by this incredible fan letter that was sent to Latino Review. The subject? The Wolfman ripped off Twilight.

 

It's no dirty secret that Twilight fans are nuttier than peanut brittle, but they are people too. And people, when chock full of nuts, can be unintentionally hilarious when venting their opinions.

Curiously, this young--I'm assuming here--fan sent her gripe to Latino Review's El Guapo. Which, on the grand scale of sending angry letters about film franchises, is like sending me a complaint that Fireball didn't make sense because gas can only burn for so long.

Regardless of asking why, what's done is done. And here's why:

To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf".

Oh it gets so much better.

 

I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf.

 

I highly recommend you read the rest of the open letter, including a movie poster comparison that will sort this mess out once and for all.

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