No, Really: Our Antichrist Drinking Game
Jeff Wells teased a drinking game for Lars Von Trier's exercise in filmmaking. So imagine my sadness upon the click thru that there was no drinking game. It's almost time for Antichrist to appear on DVD after a VOD run.
And I plan to spend more than a few nights pouring an Aqua Velva or six into my pint glass while watching acorns rain down over Willem Dafoe.
So without further ado, our own drinking game for Antichrist:
Take A Sip When:
- -Willem Dafoe says something in a very calm, yet annoyed way.
- -Charlotte Gainsborogh should've stayed on her pills.
- -Chaos Reigns.
- -The Three Beggars are mentioned, yet not defined.
- -The Grass is on fire.
- -For every CAW the Crow makes.
- -Whenever you see a Woodland Christmas Critter.
Take Two Sips When:
- - Acorns fall.
- -There's a flashback.
- -They go for a walk since He thinks it'll help She.
Take A Shot When:
- -Mr. Fox cameos.
- -She demands sex.
- -He flips through Polaroids.
- - Someone takes scissors to the back.
Take Two Shots When:
- -The Woodland Christmas Critters assemble.
- -He remarks, "that isn't a real constellation."
- -Blood Ejaculation.
- -She's turning on the screw.
Finish Your Drink When:
- -He beats the Crow to death.
- -She practices self-surgery.
- -The forest turns into an analogy for women's suffering.
- -He is overcome by the essence of She.
- -Angry sex leads to castration.
- -He reveals, "That isn't a real constellation."
- -She accepts her fate.
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