Mini Trailer Time: Suicide Girls Make Softcore Horror Film. EXTREME.
Remember Suicide Girls? The soft-core modelling site rife with controversy about paying its' models and that eventually got forgotten when the alt-porn renaissance occurred in 2005? Yeah, you know you remember it you naughty monkey.
It appears they've decided to go and make "The First Reality Horror Movie," Suicide Girls Must Die makes me assume that they've literally murdered a collection of record store employees,fashion students, bartenders and other low-rung positions that are normally filled by chicks who've got an alternative kick.
"Real Suicide Girls. No Actors."
Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what happens next! Maybe they'll be shaky cameras and running and chicks in bikinis! Unfortunately for our friends at SG, this trend of faux-reality horror was being parodied long before, even in the last gasp of the Halloween franchise before Rob Zombie rebooted it.
Unfortunately, the gals and guys from Burning Angel kind of one-upped the SG crew with their own horror films. Namely, due to them being tongue-in-kayo-slathered (man, deja vu) cheek: Re-Penetrator, The XXXorcist and teaser trailer only Evil Head.
Because maybe watching a bunch of girls who aren't actors, but wish they were, running around the woods in gratuitious cheesecake fashion is entertaining to some of you. But if we're supposed to be watching horrifying moments featuring zombies, needles and exploitative porn stars, we'd much rather see Tommy Pistol beheading a demon. And then doing horribly offensive things to said demon.
[via Geek Tyrant
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