Music | December 22, 2009 | 40 comments

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands

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Inspired by Lauren Leto’s “Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Author,” we realized the incredible potential for a mercilessly judgmental list of indie band stereotypes. It is a common fact that Cormac McCarthy readers are men who don’t eat cream cheese, but what about those who listen to The XX on repeat and The Flaming Lips on hallucinogens? They need labels, too. After the jump, in collaboration with contributor Jeff Luppino-Esposito, we lay down the reckless assumptions.

--Some of my favorites!

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
(my sister!)

TV On The Radio
Politically-correct hipsters.

Grizzly Bear
People who think that world hunger could be assuaged with four part harmonies.

Devendra Banhart
People who have considered becoming a squirrel.

Death Cab for Cutie
Girls who quote lyrics as their Facebook status.

Radiohead
Everyone.

Bat for Lashes
Girls who wear leggings outside of ’80s-themed parties.

Girls
Anyone who thinks The Catcher in Rye is the greatest book of all time.

The Flaming Lips
Self-actualized bros who grow pot.

Antony and the Johnsons
Guys who still cry every time they watch Bambi.

Sufjan Stevens
People who believe in two things: Jesus and Juno.

Regina Spektor
Girls who don’t understand boys.

Dirty Projectors
People who like way too many toppings on their pizza.
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