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I found this story on our message boards while digging around... It could be spam, perhaps, but apparently this man claims to own the rights to THE FUTURE.
Thank you, internet, I am entertained.
Thank you, internet, I am entertained.
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Dude's got big ideas, but a severe lack of spelling and grammar skills. SPELL CHECK! Maybe he doesn't realize the future is now. Maybe he should trade mark the brand NOW. He could also work on PAST, PRESENT and HISTORY. Then he'd have just about everything covered. Oh wait, then there are the relative terms of SOON, A WHILE AGO and RECENTLY. This is just such a great money-making opportunity! Oh man! Sign me up!
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A retirement community? A utopian franchise? A time share?
- 4 years ago
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Yes, this is an actual sales pitch. This man is looking for business partners that share the vision of the future as he does. Again. WTF!
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Yup. I actually took the time to look this up.
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