Was that a carrot in your pants? Or were you just happy to see me?
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In fact, it was a carrot in his pants. And now he's been jailed for it. The driver instructor, a.k.a. the 'fake penis' sex attacker, who hid a carrot in his trousers and groped three of his learner drivers students back in 2002 has been found guilty of indecency and sexual assault. He'll spend the next 18 month in the slammer. I say good. Because honestly, taking your driver's test is stressful enough. Having your instructor put a 12-inch carrot down his trousers and suggest that "a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection" would certainly cause a major fault.
I can't help but laugh, though, at his logic... "only a practical joke..." HA!
"When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa."
I can't help but laugh, though, at his logic... "only a practical joke..." HA!
"When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa."
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jubal
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This is absolutely hilarious I just about peed myself, are these carrots for real??
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jubal
