WTF | December 24, 2007 | 3 comments

Perfect Holiday Gift: Saddam's Yacht

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Searching for the perfect gift idea? How about the late Saddam Hussein's 269-foot mega-yacht: the "Qaddisat Saddam?" For the low entry fee of $34 million, you'll get you a massive gold, silver, and marble adorned ship replete with Arabesque arches, fountains, dining and silverware for 200, a clinic with a surgical suite, a helipad, 14 cabins, plus bunk space for 35 crew members (or servants, if you will), and a secret passageway to an escape boat and sub-pod (in case you too are paralyzed by fear of assassination attempts).
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3 comments // Perfect Holiday Gift: Saddam's Yacht

  • phillyharper
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    • Mustaches seem to be a pre-requisite. Stalin, Hitler, Saddam, Mugabe.....you just wait until Bush stops shaving, then you're in trouble....

    • 4 years ago
  • jubal
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      jubal  
    • This line is very funny...

      The sellers have thoughtfully renamed the craft the "Ocean Breeze," but we're fairly confident that no matter what you call it, the overwhelming vibe of mustachioed dictator will be impossible to obscure.

      Mustachioed dictator, didn't know that there was such a word as mustachioed...

      Is there any other kind of dictator? stereotypically speaking of course...

    • 4 years ago
  • phillyharper
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      phillyharper  
    • He has a secret passageway! That. Is. Too. Cool.

      I should really correct my sentence and put it in the past tense, or would that be insensitive?

      A grammar joke! Get me!

    • 4 years ago
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