State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles

Those things scream white trash...but I think a ban is a little unnecessary and an infringement of rights. As long as they are balls made of plastic, then it can't be considered indecent exposure or anything of that sort.

I saw a blue pair hanging from a truck on my way to Austin a few weeks ago. I almost swerved while watching them blue balls sway in the wind.

I imagine it's a whole lot easier to spend time outlawing fake tesiticles thatn it is to get some real work done on issues that really matter. The fake T's are silly, shocking to some and funny to others. It's walking the hairy edge (sorry) of art and good taste - but lighten up alread. As long as the bull isn't still attached to them, what's the harm?

this also makes me want to run out to Spencers and buy a xtra pair to put on my trk just to prove to the lawmakers that howsilly and stupid the person in florida really is to protest against something that it so little the only thing he did was promoted the ideal for the company who makes them. where is this country going to make silly laws like this . I would realy like to know how much taxpayers money is spent just on this silly law???

i personally think thats why this country is in the shape its in lawmakers fighting over bs that doesnt mean anything but emblishing our contitutional rights psss off'd

any one who would put that on there car is a nut sack

LOL!

Honestly, that is all I can say!

Personally I think they are one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on a vehicle, but in saying that making it illegal may be even dumber. Honestly, does it offend you that somebody has FAKE nads hanging from their car? And if it does, why? What harm is it doing? Get over yourself.

Fitting that denver would start neutering cars, they neutered most of the men already.

Watch out if you have these in Denver!
When these ego compensators stop @ traffic lights or stop signs, SNIP! YOU'VE BEEN NEUTERED! HAHAHAHA
You've been warned

Tickle me elmo! funny..yes! So much time on their hands to spend it outlawing ...no! shame on them!

They were a good indicator of who to avoid, so I think they should be kept. They're up there with shirts from tshirthell.com.

I thought it was slightly funny the first time I saw this, but now it's an eyesore.

for all you intrested in getting some go to your nearest spencer gifts store. they sell em. everyone should have em theyre hilarious. f@#k the law it blows anyway.

What's the use of a huge pair of balls without a penis, anyway?

"I say that we find the specific Senate Lawmaker's......" and send them a set with the message, "Seeing as how you have misplaced yours we thought these might come in handy!"

Ok, so I have had time to think about this. I say that we find the specific Senate Lawmaker's (that find them offensive) vehicles and put the truck nutz on them.

Let's see how long it would take for them to notice a pair of balls hanging from their Lexus or Audi!

Despite the fact that I think car balls are annoying, I gotta say that the state doesn't have much right to give the snip to people who use them, so to speak.

You mean, these idiots are so worried about offensive nuts to the point of congressional involvement? And nobody finds it offensive to tax citzens on their first amendment rights to freedom of speak? Oh that's right, we voted off our freedoms, so let's hear it for extortion!

It would appear that Florida has a significant budget surplus to waste defending the inevitable 1ST Amendment lawsuits that are certain to turn up.

Doesn't Florida require that "uphold and defend the constitution" oath of office anymore?

Good thing our government is working on the "tough" issues. This is the typical "OMG I DEMAND ACTION NOW BECAUSE THAT OFFENDS ME" bullshit that is fucking up our country.

ha! good.

this is the stupidist law i have ever heard of. Why are people taking time to make this a law. I live in Florida and i have them on my truck and i will never cut them off!!! We should start a protest for the stupid laws legislation passes!!!

This should be the subject of legislation why???? I guess there is a dearth of serious issues in Florida. I wanted to get some of these and send them to Congress and the Senate. Capitol Hill needs these more than a truck.

funny thread

If this happens, they may as well ban those sitting naked lady with pointed boobs profiles that you see on trucks, too.

This is STUPID!

they should at least allow it at the annual testicle festival in montana.

If my name was Chad , would my testicles be hanging chads?LETS OUTLAW MY TESTICLES LAWMAKERS OF FLA!!!!!DO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS PEOPLE!!!

how is it offensive?

ridiculous, perhaps...

stupidest proposition EVER!!

and, whatdoyaknow, unconstitutional too!

I was thinking, "Mother's Day Gift!"

Touche, haha. Good point, if I could I would as well.

well , it's a little better when the nutz are gold plated - the above pic has nutz looking like prosthetics - which i've never seen before , and which i myself would be opposed to - but i like gold plated nutz - if i could gold plate mine, i would .

I've seen the truck nutz. They are far more disgusting and offensive than any nude profiles appearing on tire flaps.

it's racist - only mexicans have them on their trucks - now how about the reclining nude profiles of chics on tire flaps which every trucker has on their rigs ?

Florida...who gives a hoot...they f**ked us in in the elections. If the policies of the past administrations come to fruition, they'll all be under water in 30-50 years. If I was them, I'd grab my (truck) nutz and hope they work as a flotation device when the time comes...the business of government should be something more than truck nutz...except maybe in a state that will allow rampant election fraud and judicial manipulation of results...so let 'em eat, sleep and suck nutz in the Florida legislature, or whatever it's called there...(BTW respect and real life jackets to the Floridians who voted for someone other than a Bush.)

I mean really ask yourself WHY would someone want "pretend" cow balls hanging from their vehicle? I mean WTF- SEEK therapy!

BOOO! Dammit I live in Florida so I’m taking this story very personal. Let me tell you the first time I saw a pair of swinging truckticles I could not stop laughing. I can only hope that my children and grandchildren will have the opportunity to spit out their coffee and almost get in a wreck in a huge fit of laughter.

Thats just sexist. What about all of the plastic cow vaginas I see hanging off of new era beetles? where are all the legal measures against them huh?

hahahahaha, TRUCK NUTZ!!! LOL
for further reference see squidbillies haha

While I don't personally care for(i.e offended by) these novelty items, I think it's total bull clod to actually make them illegal. If someone wants to hang a pair of synthetic nuts off their vehicle, then let them damnit. If I can just not look at them if they offend me, then so can others.

those things are awesome. where can i get a pair