Man with rifle and 10lbs of pot caught driving over 90mph while taping himself masturbating

That aint nothin, I mean hell , that sounds like something most of my neighbors do all the time. A BJ might be a bit more entertaining than the self stimulation, but ya got to do what ya got ta do?
Mojo

they didnt catch the guy right in front of him that had 2 kilos of cocaine and was making a full out porno in the back seat while driving!

An excellent example of what not to do when transporting your stash... what a genius this guy is.... pfffft

LMAO goes to show dont masterbate while driving, you might get pulled over and searched.

LMAO.

This guy..
this guy is awesome.

The tape of the dude jer*ing off will probably show up on youtube soon.

this is a dumb fool...

..and the fact that it happened in a city called "Darwin" --- anyone see the irony here?

Ha, I wonder if he got paid by big brother, because things are moving towards it being legal, it seems. Funny, how the U.S. government, has a patent on it anyway because they know it's our salvation. Whatever, in any case, make this guy a cop fo' shizzle. Nevermind, he's got to be one, know person is that stupid unless using lots of other drugs. Nevermind, again, stupid it is.

-Eat organic people, I won't tell.-

These fetishes are so esoteric that he had to be masturbating. There is no way he would be able to talk a woman into joining him.

And I thought I was good at multitasking.

gotta love aussies

LMFAO, whoever said men couldn't multi-task..?!

It would be fun being in the court room when the charges are read.

What a fucking dumbass... the only way that this could have had a happy ending is if he plowed headlong into another dumbass doing the exact same thing, killing them both in the process.

I kept telling all my friends this was possible, but they never believed me...

its unlucky that he got caught
he wasnt drawing attention to himself at all

Now that's what I call multitasking!

Why would someone shoot a kangaroo with a .22 rifle though? That's not enough to kill it, just to injure it?

Except for the whole kangaroo shooting thing, the story just sounds like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or something.

Imagine how many "lawbreakers" like him are out there that never get caught.

Smart? No.

Dangerous? Maybe.

Entertaining? Hell yes.

I wonder what he was planning on doing with the video.

Boy that headline is a mouthful. And a handful! Zing!

*Oh Snap?!*

I totally agree
I wonder how he can top this?!!

Ok, really I dont see what the big deal is. I mean who HASNT done that?

WTF...

This guy needs a movie deal.

he's going for a world record?

why again are we trying to save humanity?

if he was smoking a cig this story would have been complete

damn!! He shoulde be on ripley's believe it or not for that level of multi-tasking....

In summation: No stopping, roo whopping, head flopping, bong popping, photo cropping, caught shopping... thats a lot of hands!

Wow! What office is this moron running for?

He got off on killing kangaroos.

Creepy.

This guy is a total badass

Uh could you imagine smoking all that getting the munchies and all he would have would be vegemite, gross

What a NUT JOB!!! Hahahaha that dude, is completely crazy.

*speechless*

Sounds like a nightmare!

...or a Dream

whatever's funnier.

too funny...scary and creepy...but funny.

Damm it, someone leaked the plotline for the new Cheech and Chong film...

Hey - this guy may SOUND crazy - but he may have just been creating the next great viral video...

Now we'll never get to see his master vision.

Besides - sometimes, when I'm bored... I fantasize about the same thing. But in order to shoot kangaroos at 90 MPH w/ pot plants, 10lbs of green in the trunk and a rifle... I'd have to be driving inside our local zoo...

...And THAT's just a no-no.

Let's see, camera in one hand, member in the other, clearly he was not driving a stick shift. Or was he? LOL

and we are banning cell phones while driving?
clearly as this man has shown we can handle it. if he can shoot roos while masterbating while smokin the pot, hes accomplished more in that day then then most of our elected officials. well more than the ones who are banning cell phones while driving at least.

risky business

Isn't that going to be the next Olympic event? He was probably just trying to get is timing and form down before the trials.

I was doing the same thing the other day and

If he had one hand on his dick and one operating the camera what was he steering with?

Is he a contortionist?

Good god, why would he openly admit to the police what he was up to?

How is this type of story important to any of us? I had hoped that the point of an alternative to the pablum fed us on the nightly news was an opportunity to read the news that meant something?

That sounds like a PARTY!!!

Why give this idiot/anti -social person any more air time? This is the exact thing he is looking for.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,You would have thought that with all that sunshine and the aboriginals been great bush people would have worked out how to cultivate some weed.

haha, wow, that's quite a lot of different charges they can do him for in one go - drugs, speeding, possession of firearms...

'shooting kangaroos'??

Multitask! What this man ACCOMPLISHED should be officially entered into the Olympic Games. DAYUM! That's more concentration than I have ever used while playing John Madden Football.

An who said men can't multitask...