Welder in DIY penis enhancement nut mishap
source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/01/malaysian_nut/
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A Malaysian welder who tried to lengthen his penis by fitting a nut to it had to have skin removed and blood drained before doctors could remove the offending add-on.
Local news organ The Star reports that the unfortunate 20-year-old tradesman was hoping to impress ahead of his engagement this week.
The welder, who works in Singapore, attended hospital on Thursday, reporting the nut had become stuck during a bout of tumescence. Doctors eventually removed it along with the skin and blood late on Friday, and yesterday said the patient would be discharged.
The local Fire and Rescue Department were involved in attempts to free the welder from his nut. There's no word on whether the jaws of life were deployed.
Local news organ The Star reports that the unfortunate 20-year-old tradesman was hoping to impress ahead of his engagement this week.
The welder, who works in Singapore, attended hospital on Thursday, reporting the nut had become stuck during a bout of tumescence. Doctors eventually removed it along with the skin and blood late on Friday, and yesterday said the patient would be discharged.
The local Fire and Rescue Department were involved in attempts to free the welder from his nut. There's no word on whether the jaws of life were deployed.
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Brianne84
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Really, all that to try and impress someone. Ouch!
- 3 years ago
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Brianne84
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LindseyIndigo
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Welder in DIY penis enhancement nut mishap: Fantastic title! Hehe.
Someone should have told him, it's not size that matters but what you do with it. And attaching metal parts is not one of the things you should do.
- 3 years ago
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LindseyIndigo
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purplefox
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Oooh, that sounds horribly painful.. How was that supposed to strengthen his penis? What was it sposed to achieve??
- 3 years ago
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purplefox
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MiguelSanchez
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Penis surgery REALLY isn't where you want to cut costs...
- 3 years ago
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MiguelSanchez
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JanaPokana
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This is hilarious. Who would ever dream of attaching a nut to their penis to lengthen it? Aren't there more 'sophisticated' and less harmful (but equally useless) tools of penis enhancement?
- 3 years ago
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JanaPokana
