....Happy Halloween.....

Instead of celebrating stupid holidays like Halloween, like New Years Eve, just another excuse for adults to act silly and get drunk, we should have days celebrating the buffalo or siberian tiger. Can you imagine a holiday celebrating the siberian tiger it would do more to save the species than zoos can do.

I declare January 8th as National Siberian Tiger Day, and for those who need a reason to drink, have a volka or two. the others contribute to a wildlife fund dedicated to the tiger.

Crazy.

A friend of mine sent me that same photo last week. I found it amusing in a very white trash way, but it never occurred to me to post the nonsense I receive from my friends through the grapevine here on current.....

Although now it occurs to me you kids would probably enjoy it.....

What's even crazier, is that through back tracing whatever viral distribution that picture experienced, somewhere in there, there had to be a common link between me and.....

Hmmm.....

Well, just for the sake of conversation, my Halloween costume was just a t-shirt I made that said "Persuade me."

When someone asked what I was, I said "Undecided."

Well, alright, my career as a comedian is still on hold with the exception of my weekly radio show and my occasionally amusing blog posts, but I though it was a pretty good last minute, topical improvisation.

.....it's a smaller world than I thought.....

The weird thing is Will Rogers was before my time so I have absolutely no reference as to what that is supposed to reflect. Perhaps if you picked a living celebrity to emulate then I would be more able to understand the intended perspective in naming yourself that.

You know what, now that I think of it, that has all kinds of potential for comical hijinx.

lmao... I was a Sexy cop with a Pig nose- everyone Loved it, except for the police. Six of them where following me to see if they could arrest me for something. What was the best about that is that I was heading up a pack of police with my uniform and pig nose! I love Halloween! I hope someone got a pic of that sh*t.

the only thing I like about Halloween is that it pisses off the Christian right. Boo! the monsters will get you.

i just want to know who the 'artist' was...

Oh my gracious.

HA! Will, let it always be remembered that you really know how to "crack" a joke! Thanks, I needed that!!

LOL great pic....

My motto is keep smiling. This is the other extreme and could be described as toilet humour.

Good one Virtual Will Rogers!

thanks Will, this will be burned in my head all day

LMAO - excuse the pun.....
i've seen this condition before and it's not a pretty sight.....

butt thanks for the grin......... i think