Gay ducks may spell the end of rare species
source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4962394/Blue-Ducks-likely-to-die-out-in-UK-after-m...
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SundayDriver
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I wonder if environmentalists will now take an anti gay stance because of this issue.
Evangelicals standing against gay rights are doing something contrary to family values. They will soon realize that folks getting married is more family-like than preventing it@!!!
- 3 years ago
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SundayDriver
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RJAnalyzer
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I'm guessing they can't just pick up some of their left over sperm and impregnate Cherry?
Eww.. how'd you masturbate a bird? Wait... I DON'T want to know. ;-)
- 3 years ago
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RJAnalyzer
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gonzosattic
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JUST GOES TO SHOW....
Homosexuality happens across all species.
I'm a Homo and this just goes to show that its not a choice and that beings are born like it.
"Doesn't matter what kind of love you have, just that you get some" Gonzo 2009
PS: It will be a terrible shame to lose such a beautiful species of bird
- 3 years ago
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gonzosattic
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Melk
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Why did they CHOOSE to be gay when the fate of their species rests on their ability to procreate?
The duck god must be pissed!
They are going to duck hell to burn on the rotisserie of despair that all gay ducks roast on.Those ducks are sooo selfish!
:-P
- 3 years ago
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Melk
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oracleruby
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Wow, a species dying out by love. Touche.
- 3 years ago
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oracleruby
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Slick
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I think they had an argument they were in their duck teens. He said to her "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last woman duck on earth!" and stuck to it.
- 3 years ago
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Slick
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ClareW
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haha Cherry just keeps to herself, so she's a fairly liberal duck then. And Ben and Jerry are possibly the best duck names ever.
- 3 years ago
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ClareW
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baroody
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why dont you just take one male away and then they wont have a choice but follow their animal instinct
- 3 years ago
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baroody
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VTJimO
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baroody:
Yes, they are missing the obvious!
- 3 years ago
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VTJimO
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blamblaw
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Just feed em sum ecstasy, put on sum techno and strobe lights, then watch em get it on!
- 3 years ago
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blamblaw
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Alex_French
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get them drunk
- 3 years ago
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Alex_French
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afishlikeme
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lol poor luck.
- 3 years ago
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afishlikeme
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eldamon
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Maybe one of them is bi?
- 3 years ago
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eldamon
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nursediesel
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eldamon:
AC/DC? That might work.
- 3 years ago
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nursediesel
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SW2
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Maybe they should all go to Mardi Gras together, after a few drinks they might experiment.
Or.....maybe in a few years time the boys will need a surrogate.
- 3 years ago
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SW2
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nazbags
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Maybe Cherry will be the blue duck version of the Octo-mom and singlehandedly revive the species?
- 3 years ago
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nazbags
