WTF | June 11, 2009 | 10 comments

In Japan you can have Jesus Body

source: http://therovingroninreport.blogspot.com/2009/06/in-japan-you-can-have-jesus-body.html

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In Japan, forget about the mystical metaphysical mess of Transubstantiation of transforming bread and wine into the Body of Jesus. You can have Jesus Body in easy to take tablets.

WARNING! Pregnant women, those with demonic possession, vampires, and others of the unholy undead should seek medical and mystical advice before using.

I like the poetic nonsense on the front:

"New Discovery to be kept secret from others.
This discovery is a secret.
I can lay it down because I am correct.
We will not make you sorry.
Pleasure to have the real thing.
I really longed for this."

It's like something out of the DaVinci Code except not as lame.
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10 comments // In Japan you can have Jesus Body

  • eden49
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      eden49  

    • Those funny Japanese...might pass on JC, but can I have "Elle with a Hawking brain, and Trump money...lay it down...now..."...

    • 2 years ago
  • FreshPlastic
  • Panzer_Tanzler
  • heart4humanity
  • SamuraiDave
  • NuclearLullaby
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      NuclearLullaby  

    • Think of it this way! If you were some one that never saw a helicopter or any air craft other then birds & insects, you would likely think you saw a dragon or angel, something like that ! You would make up a huge story to explain what you saw, your story would likely get passed around & eventually people might think of you as some great wise man! If you were the first person to build a boat, people might say you are sitting on water & not sinking & think of you as being like a god! What if the whole idea behind Jesus & what he did is little more then over hyped misconception? I would have to agree with those thinking this is probably viagra! I is likely some real random placebo ! Japan sells all sorts of weird stuff & a lot of it is pure nonsense stuff, but it's a fun thought that oddly enough some people buy in to!

    • 2 years ago
  • arcticspirit
  • Mcellie
  • theultimateend
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      theultimateend  

    • It's much easier just to go back to a time when everyone who made wild claims about their divine properties was tortured and killed and do the same.

      Then not only can you get the body but people will act like your case was in some way special from the hundreds of thousands before and after you.

    • 2 years ago
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