World's Creepiest Personals Ad
source: http://www.findingmygoddess.com/
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Ladies, here's your chance. (Soon to be) billionaire who made his fortune turning everything into LIGHT seeks former prostitute.
YOU: Goddess. Obedient. No fat chicks.
ME: Vegetarian. Guru. Talks to God. Does not ejaculate. Total nutjob.
"If you have a tendency to accuse men...of being 'controlling,' then we are not a match. Include full-length photo that clearly reveals your figure."
YOU: Goddess. Obedient. No fat chicks.
ME: Vegetarian. Guru. Talks to God. Does not ejaculate. Total nutjob.
"If you have a tendency to accuse men...of being 'controlling,' then we are not a match. Include full-length photo that clearly reveals your figure."
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@mistymoomoo on twitter says "Brilliant!"
- 2 years ago
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themotivateddropout
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This has to be bullshit.
- 2 years ago
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piratequeen89
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What a nutjob!
- 2 years ago
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@iggysmalls on twitter says ""Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)" + more of this guy's gf expectations @"
- 2 years ago
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