A police report on London’s growing sex aid gang culture had identified a staggering 70 separate factions with more than half of these thought to be responsible for dildo related murders and serious attacks across the capital.
According to official reports from the London Metropolitan police, these self styled ‘stimulators’ are thought to be responsible for 2 thirds of youth crime. One report yet to be published shows that over half of these gangs have been involved in serious assaults with an accessory. The two largest groups; the Rabbit runners and the Lelo massive are thought to be responsible for almost 30 dildo attacks this side of 2010.The largest number of gangs are thought to be situated in Finchley in North London (15 ), Croydon (12) and Brent in North West London.
Last week a number of dildos were recovered from the home of 16 year old Clive Jackson, making him the youngest suspect so far.
A bad Rabbit habit
Statistics show that the Future Tech Rabbit Vibrator is a very popular choice for the dildo thugs. Its futuristic design appeals to the teens whilst the multi-function speeds are extremely efficient. It’s also easy to store discreetly allowing them to carry these vibrators out on the streets. The rise in the use of this particular vibe has lead to the coining of the phrase “pass my tech”.
A chink of light of a dark tunnel
A government scheme known as ‘lose the dildo you doughnut’- given its name in a bid to reach a younger generation, has been backed by numerous members of parliament including the mayor who told us ‘”these kids need to be given a purpose. By offering them a safe environment to socialize in we hope to stimulate their brains to stop them from stimulating each other”.
Source - http://www.sexyfun.co.uk/breaking-sex-news/vibrator-violence-steady-rise.html
According to official reports from the London Metropolitan police, these self styled ‘stimulators’ are thought to be responsible for 2 thirds of youth crime. One report yet to be published shows that over half of these gangs have been involved in serious assaults with an accessory. The two largest groups; the Rabbit runners and the Lelo massive are thought to be responsible for almost 30 dildo attacks this side of 2010.The largest number of gangs are thought to be situated in Finchley in North London (15 ), Croydon (12) and Brent in North West London.
Last week a number of dildos were recovered from the home of 16 year old Clive Jackson, making him the youngest suspect so far.
A bad Rabbit habit
Statistics show that the Future Tech Rabbit Vibrator is a very popular choice for the dildo thugs. Its futuristic design appeals to the teens whilst the multi-function speeds are extremely efficient. It’s also easy to store discreetly allowing them to carry these vibrators out on the streets. The rise in the use of this particular vibe has lead to the coining of the phrase “pass my tech”.
A chink of light of a dark tunnel
A government scheme known as ‘lose the dildo you doughnut’- given its name in a bid to reach a younger generation, has been backed by numerous members of parliament including the mayor who told us ‘”these kids need to be given a purpose. By offering them a safe environment to socialize in we hope to stimulate their brains to stop them from stimulating each other”.
Source - http://www.sexyfun.co.uk/breaking-sex-news/vibrator-violence-steady-rise.html
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bigchuckie
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WTF??? Is this shi*t for realz. I kind of wish I could unread that lol. they must see http://sextoysovernight.com as an armory!
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bigchuckie
