Man kills himself after being caught having sex with a chicken
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Police say Grace Maradze, 61, told how she couldn’t believe her eyes the moment she walked into her kitchen and found her husband, Petro, performing a sex act with a live chicken on his penis.
“His wife stormed into the kitchen during his intimacy with the chicken,” an investigator told reporters. “He failed to give a satisfactory explanation as he was caught in the act.”
Moments later, the woman became furious and began quarreling with her mortified husband. “He disappeared as his wife was hurling abuse at him and never came back alive,” an investigator said.
Two days later the shamed man’s body was seen hanging from a tree. Police have ruled his death a suicide. “Petro Maradze of Mafuke Village decided to take his own life after the shame of being caught in the act of bestiality with a chicken by his wife.”
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Joe_Sivula
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gerbils are better for this. and a word to the wise, just be sure to wrap it in duct tape first otherwise it can explode when you fuck it.
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Joe_Sivula
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mojojuju
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At least he didn't choke the chicken.
- 1 year ago
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mojojuju
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Marc_Lawless1
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oh i hope the chicken is ok poor thing
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Marc_Lawless1
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UtopianSky
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Life IS like a John Waters film.
- 1 year ago
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UtopianSky
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zenwhenicanbe2
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"Man kills himself after being caught having sex with a chicken" I must admit I find this to be a perfectly logical sequence of events.
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zenwhenicanbe2
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MoonLoon
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It was an attempt at conversion; the chicken got "porked'.
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MoonLoon
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lordsbassman
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She killed him...
- 1 year ago
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lordsbassman
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lj111
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at 73--i guess anything is possible
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lj111
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ozoneocean
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73 is pretty old for someone from Zimbabwe. Even though living standards are a lot better there these days and a lot better than other places in Africa, it's still a good age.
But at 73 it's even weirder to waste your erection on a chicken. - 1 year ago
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ozoneocean
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Renz_Arnel
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... whoa.
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Renz_Arnel
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artemis6
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Life is far more bizare than anything I can deram up .
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artemis6
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eden49
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artemis6:
...men are so impatient...lol...
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eden49
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evertre
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wow...
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evertre
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MoonLoon
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He was just lucky that he did not own a camel.
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MoonLoon
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eden49
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MoonLoon:
...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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eden49
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Armageddon_Now
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That's one of the greatest quotes ever.
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Armageddon_Now
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SupieFly
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Chicken Supie anyone? hehe
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SupieFly
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MoonLoon
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What is the problem? The man was probably a chef and was simply injecting "secret sauce".
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MoonLoon
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infocus
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lol, chicken rights law should be passed in United Nations haha
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infocus
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webmoocher
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infocus:
Sure, then when you get caught fucking a chicken, they can write you a nasty letter telling you that they don't like it.
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webmoocher
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bailey78
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8H7-MTqrg I must say this is not the first of this kind
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bailey78
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bailey78
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Hey it is ok to love your pets Just don't LOVE your pets.
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bailey78
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ampersand
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A British soldier was caught having sex with an ostrich during the British occupation of South Africa during the Boer War. When he was court-martialed for it he protested vehemently: "If I'd known it would have caused this much trouble, I would have married the bloody bird!"
(True story.) - 1 year ago
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ampersand
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keithponder
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where do you guys find this crap ?
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keithponder
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bailey78
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keithponder:
Pluck a duck and screw a guinea chicken is as good as any.
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bailey78
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CalgarC
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rofl... this deserves the fail of the year award...
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CalgarC
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Einsam_Data_Old [removed]
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webmoocher
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Einsam_Data_Old:
Hey, in certain states, like Tennessee (nice job Al) the prosecution has to prove that the sexual advances were unwanted. Usually the only way they make the determination is if the animal was injured during the act.
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webmoocher
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Tara_Walker
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i'm impressed he could get it up......are they sure this was suicide?
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Tara_Walker
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keithponder
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Tara_Walker:
my sentiments exactly.
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keithponder
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Andrew_Douglas
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O_O' I'm going to go...away, now. /backpedals slowly
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Andrew_Douglas
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EmperorThan
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Officer Barbarady: "Oh, it says "sorry I had sex with the chicken! I won't do it again, bye-bye!" Well, there you have it, case closed!"
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EmperorThan
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idealist
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wow
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idealist
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vixxxen618
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License and registration... CHICKEN-FUCKER!!!
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vixxxen618
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Stoneyroad
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vixxxen618:
Meow thats not funny. meow can you make fun of this story ?
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Stoneyroad
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vixxxen618
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Stoneyroad:
LOLOLOLOL
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vixxxen618
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Buddha2112
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If he liked the cock so much, why not marry it?
Ah well, natural selection at it's... best... worst? i'm not sure, so strange....
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Buddha2112
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EmperorThan
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But which 'came' first, the chicken or the man?
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EmperorThan
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pjacobs51
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EmperorThan:
ewwwww . . . (but humorous)
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pjacobs51
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idealist
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EmperorThan:
u totally went there!!!!!
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idealist
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Stoneyroad
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EmperorThan:
ZING !!
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Stoneyroad
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Wesnology61
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EmperorThan:
HA : )
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Wesnology61
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eden49
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pjacobs51:
...what happened to the chicken...
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eden49
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pjacobs51:
...hot chick...
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eden49
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artemis6
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eden49:
AAHH ! Hahahahaa .... Oh man , you guys are crazy !
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artemis6
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trut
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Surprised he didn't just kill his wife, keep the chicken.
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trut
