Banks Piss me off!
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Longing to help its debt riddled student readers the BeatReview has come up with a template letter for you to send to your bank if one of your many cheques happens to bounce. I hope this helps....
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Dear Mr Banker,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay for a Pot Noodle, FHM Magazine and a pack of 20 Marlborough lights last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between the shop-keep presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit from my parents, an arrangement, which, I admit, has only been in place for a mere three years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.
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Dear Mr Banker,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay for a Pot Noodle, FHM Magazine and a pack of 20 Marlborough lights last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between the shop-keep presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit from my parents, an arrangement, which, I admit, has only been in place for a mere three years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.
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