Seal raped penguin

poor penguin!it wasn't even allowed to call the animal police and charge the seal

lulz

what are you talking about? 45 Minutes is a quicky for me ;) but true, you got to feel bad for that penguin. Plus, interspecies isn't anything new. There's tons of of it, ligers, wolf dog hybrids, even a few cases of dolphins raping tourists that get to friendly with they're touch.

this just is a reminder, there are many things that are universial in the world; music, eats, and well sex. It doesn't matter who you are or what your genetic makeup is, you still got to live by the 4 basic f's(food, flee, fuck, or fight)

"The BBC reports the first ever interspecies sexual attack."
Obviously this reporter has never seen the raccoon population of the Pacific Northwest on the prowl for stray cats. Nor have they looked at all the reports of people being arrested for having "relations" with their large dogs or farm animals.
Interspecies rape is nothing new, but damn, you gotta feel for that penguin. Fourty-Five Minutes! That could not have been fun =[

You can't even see the poor penguin's face...So I suppose rocks are the equilvlent of paper bags in this situation...

hmm... maybe gore can link this to global warming.

lol Well HEY now, don't be hating the penguins!! they've only brought nothing but good. : thoughts of linux and free software dance merrily in the digital sensei's head :

omg so funny, horrible but funny at the same time.

What? Haven't you heard of NASPLA?

this is so funny...

"Oh, so it's terrible when a person gets raped, but it's funny as all hell when a penguin gets raped?"

"Yes. Yes it is."

"...I guess you're right. I'll laugh at it just as soon as I pull this gargantuan corn cob out of my ass."

"You do that."

A penguin drives into a gas station and his car is smoking from the engine. The mechanic looks at the car and penguin and says "looks like you blew a seal" The penguin says "Screw You"

Hmm. I guess I wont be going to the aquarium tomorrow after all.

wow, i feel sorry for that penguin and creeped out by that seal

Maybe the seal doesn't like Linux.

Wow
Thats messed up

Those seals are buggers. literally.

I...can't...breath...from...laughing! Neither could the poor peguin crushed beneath the massive girth of that seal! Oh man I so wish there was a video of this! funniest shit EVER!

Poor little penquin. I'm surprised he didn't die from shock or the size of the seal. Gross!!!

ick.

replace the penguin with bill o'reilly and you've got a darn funny story.

ha

"Greatest Story Ever Told" should be the title of this article.

what if it raped and ate it at the same time, what would that be called? interspecies eatrotica?

Seals Gone Wild ! This is pretty funny, but it reminds me or a more tragic case that happenned locally.

Years back there was an elephant seal that raped hundred of harbour seal pups in Point Reyes National Seashore. When the park ranger went down to examine the beahvior, the elephant seal turned and charged the park ranger. So the ranger had to pull out the gun and shoot the elephant seal.

"Sometimes fur seals eat king penguins"

I'm surprised it didn't actually eat it after the assualt. Ice Pack Moutain anyone?

Wait, so did the seal actually get to rape the penguin...because I don't know how a penguin could escape a sexual assault unscathed.

In any case, that seal's going to jail; no sex contract AND continuing sex for over ten seconds. He's a goner.

"but the seal overpowered the penguin in size and determination" in determination? How do they measure that?

i'm not going to admit to laughing.

absolutely hilarious, i wish there was a video of this

this is sad

why are you laughing at the fact that the penguin has emotions?

has science taught you nothing?

First ever? I don't think so.

My dog humps everything in sight...

poor penguin

emotional scars... lmao

Absolutely horrifying.