Testicles 'are stem cell source' Possible Breakthrough!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls

Maybe... would need to go through a LOT of testing before we see any real progress though. Seriously, think of adverse side affects, ways in which to test in mass numbers. Everything needs time with these things. It will start small then probably grow to become what they have imagined, if this does happen it may well be a very good health + technological find!

Wow so if you add this to the list, now there are THREE things men are useful for (right below killing spiders and taking out the trash)

The best part of this is that now we get to hear all the talking heads say "testicles." Ha ha, I just said "testicles."

I think this is a great find! This ranks up there with more ethical ways of obtaining stem cells like the actual fluid that surrounds the fetus. Also doesn't harm the fetus in any way so the Pro-Life Nazis can stop spewing for a moment.

With "the boys," if for some reason it needs to be removed altogether, you still have another one!

This is awesome. I wish i could see my old science teacher now! When he was teaching me biology he told me men are a waste because they could only produce sperm and eggs are harder and more precious to preserve.

Interesting!

Men can outlive women because we have the balls to do so.

They continue to improve upon an idea. There are some smarty pants out there.

I can see the sign now: "Masturbate for a cure!" with a silhouette of some dude jerking off next to an awareness ribbon, lol.

Finally, a less controversial way to acquire stem cells.

i guess men can be useful after all

YAY for ballz!!

Nuts.

HOLY BALLS BATMAN! Now the crazy "pro-life/pro-war" shitbags can shut the hell up!

Yay!

this makes me wish i had balls of my own

This actually sounds like common sense
If 1 sperm and 1 egg can become an entire person
Wouldn't they obviously be stem cells

Who ever knew that an old t-shirt could hold the secrets that will save people's lives?

This makes a certain kind of sense to me.

The answer is almost always in plain sight, so it seems...or not. Oops: here's a Kleenex; now clean your eye. :)

How innovative.

I just hope that being able to cure genetic diseases does not detur people from practicing eugenics (smart breading).......................................The day when a person with a severe family history of genetic disease like cancer or some type or degenerative disease consciously makes the choice not to spread there genes is a day where the entire human species can benefit.

Maybe the key to evolution???

This is amazing possibly one of the greatest break through since penecilin.

Where do I sign up?
But really this is a nice advancement.
If I need a new liver some day they can just make one from my own cells? Can I start growing new body parts now? or will this be for the rich only?

You see honey, not only is it nutritional but also therapeutic. Take one dose orally once a day.

Wow I could not stop laughing when I read this,

“He added: "An answer to how these testis-derived pluripotent cells can be used will have to be left dangling a little longer."

Anyways, everything sounds great except for the part where they have to extract cells from your testicles to grow what you need.

I wonder how the Right will spin this to also be against gods will? (killing all those innocent sperm is murder!)

I shoulda been paying attention, i just posted one like this.

So does this mean donating sperm could become much more profitable?

i dunno if this is like rubbing the magic lamp then wishing for 3 more wishes, but can i grow a 3rd testicle from a portion of lefty or righty? infinate replication, muhahaha. eventually have a cluster of grapes in my pants, then become a stunt double.