Green | December 08, 2008 | 150 comments

Giant Orgasm planned for late December

source: http://livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/12/02/Giant_orgasm_planned_for_late_December

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A group of global peace activists have organised a worldwide, simultaneous orgasm as a way of affecting peace and reducing tension across the globe.

That's right, a giant, synchronised orgasm.

Despite a shred of evidence to prove it has any effect whatsoever, the second annual Global Orgasm for Peace takes place on Saturday, December 21st (5.08pm AEDT, for those interested), and is aimed at "effecting positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy."

But organisers offer the following warning to those interested in taking part: ''Remember, over-population (6.8 billions people and counting) is a major cause of 'peak everything,' so please don't make more babies in the Global-O."

For anyone interested in more information regarding the Global Orgasm for Peace, log onto www.globalorgasm.org
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  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
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    • http://www.globalorgasm.org/The_Science.html

      Actually it has been an annual event for a few years, so even if the story here was from last year it has continued on since then.

      They have recorded some measurable correlations but not enough to be conclusive yet. Hopefully with more data on subsequent events they will be able to get enough evidence t support the efforts.

      All I know it seemed to have some the last time my wife and I tried it.

      http://www.cafepress.com/globalo

      I had heard the news about the Global Orgasm Day in November so I had a little more than a month to plan. Besides doing, graphic designs, videos and blogs for the event, my wife and I booked a hotel room in the local Indian Casino called The Gold County on the night of 12/22/06.

      The room had a very big bathroom with a jacuzzi tub in it and a large shower much more than we had
      at home so we took full advantage of it, first soaking in the tub with the jets relaxing us while we meditated on our connection to all the people in the hotel and to the globe. Then we went into the shower and I rubbed her G-spot from behind until she climaxed twice with wild abandon and writhed on the floor exhausted. When she was finally able to get up from the floor, she gave me a spectacular blow job with the hot water cascading all over me.

      Afterwards we had worked up quite an appetite, we were glowing as we went downstairs to the Bountiful Buffet the people were very friendly and courteous as we filled up on pasta, seafood, prime rib and lots of delicious desserts. The atmosphere was lively in the restaurant was people enjoying the holiday spirit.

      We went back up to our room and did some yoga exercises to settle the dinner. Then we stripped off our clothes and meditated on our Chakras to increase our energy flow in preparation for the tantra maithuna ritual Using the classic Yab Yum position she sat on my lap and crossed her legs around me as I wrapped my arms around her.

      We started breathing in unison and chanting the mantra Om Mani Padme Hum (sanskrit for "O Jewel Lotus One") to harmonize our rhythms. Waves of energy coursed through me and I visualized a geyser of white light shooting out of the top of our heads. As she rode me faster, moans of ecstasy filled the room and the geyser flowed out like a river and engulfed us in a globe of swirling light and energy. At the peak of our arousal, it exploded and rippled out across the globe filling it with a tapestry of harmony connecting all life on the planet.

      We lay there for a while basking in the transcendent bliss and bathing in the peace of love feeling at one with the universe. Then we went down to the casino and all the people there were having a great time. I joked with the blackjack dealers while we played about how they were winning back all the land they had lost one bet at a time and asked if her Indian name was "Sits with a Full House" the people there did seem a lot more peaceful and happy than I had seen them before so I think that the energy of the Global Orgasm was having an effect.

      I ended up winning $3250 so that not only paid for our stay at the hotel, but also for our whole Xmas. That's pretty good proof to me.

    • 2 years ago
  • eden49
  • tanay2035
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      tanay2035  
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    • Remember prolonging your Ejaculation time to get orgasm requires some imagination and effort from both the partners. If you are able to hold a little extra there are good chances of achieving that perfect orgasm.
      1. Indulge in foreplay- spend three times the time in foreplay that you spend on actual intercourse.

      2. Don't rush, be relaxed in bed, if your heart is surging - lie back and slow down for a minute or two.

      3. Foreplay means kissing, massaging and stroking different parts of the body. Both partners should participate and first do it to each other and then do it simultaneously.

      4. Enter vagina only when your partner is fully wet and ready for you.

      5. Playing with nipples and gentle sucking on the nipples and breasts can often make the vaginal wet and ready for intercourse.

      6. Oral sex can stimulate a women's genitalia too and get her be ready for the man.

      7. Experiment with different positions.

      8. After entering vagina stroke slowly. Rub the head of the organ against the clitoris a few times to excite your partner further.

      9. If you think you are ready to 'come' slow down for a few seconds. Be still. Change your position if necessary.

      10. Invite your partner to get on top and do the stroking part for sometime and once she tires out mount her again.

      http://bit.ly/make-woman-orgasm

    • 2 years ago
  • mhembree09
  • xxxCiscoKiDxxx
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  

    • Perhaps the anticipation of the global sexual orgasm scheduled for December 21st was trumped by the global vindication orgasm caused by a thrown pair of shoes.

    • 3 years ago
  • tursiops
  • tealanchor
  • barbara3d
  • CalgarC
  • werewere
  • Armageddon_Now
  • Mishu13
  • fun_size
  • diode
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      diode  

    • damn hippies, leave the world alone already. when you all pick up something for the new years i'll be laughing at you all

    • 3 years ago
  • B3rt
  • createfreely
  • sly5
  • Katanajon
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      Katanajon  

    • It might be for you that's OK though, don't take it like an assault on your man hood. I bet you mow a mean lawn. We all have things we excel at.

    • 3 years ago
  • Mike_Johnston
  • Katanajon
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      Katanajon  

    • Maybe if all the CURRENT posters had a BIG orgy we could improve CURRENT??? LOL just kidding. The sex sounds fun, but anyone who believes that it is going to change the world is koo koo for cocoa puffs.

    • 3 years ago
  • dirtyemowords
  • McGaspa
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      McGaspa  

    • hahaha, this is awesome.
      Sex promotes happiness and compassion, love it. Makes since because anytime i get layed i'm a much happier and and all around nicer person afterward.
      I'm calling my spiritual tree hugger female friend ;)

    • 3 years ago
  • DeliaTheArtist
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      DeliaTheArtist  

    • I can't believe any of y'all would have a problem with this. As I read the comments I see the occasional bitching and it blows my mind. Obviously you guys NEED TO GET LAID and get some of that orgasmic "spiritual energy" going around! Sheesh!

    • 3 years ago
  • J_Jammer
  • justright
  • DeliaTheArtist
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      DeliaTheArtist  
    • DeliaTheArtist:

      "people admit to being a whore" - JEEZ, my +1 is my FIANCEE, no whoreishness there! Why is it whoreish to have an orgasm? Sexually repressed much?

      Plus the psuedo-science behind this is more reasonable than half the shit I hear on Current on the DAILY! Have you ever seen What the Bleep do we Know?

    • 3 years ago
  • rxqueen420
  • B3rt
  • DeliaTheArtist
  • justright
  • synjun
  • jacijacijaci
  • rxqueen420
  • NickMD
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      NickMD  

    • Oh, like we really need a reason to do this. Lack of evidence be damned, this would be a truly satisfying way to try to achieve peace or something.

    • 3 years ago
  • banani
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      banani  

    • I'm not sure I really know what time 6:08 Universal time is in my neck of the woods.
      If I "O" on the 8's for 24 hours, that should do it don't you think? Just want to make sure I do my part.

    • 3 years ago
  • DeliaTheArtist
  • Vitamin_Deege
  • twodee
  • CarlyAlden
  • justright
  • Tayllerand
  • Keitarusm
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      Keitarusm  

    • Yeah so, if you check the website you'd realize that this was actually done last year, and they never took the website down. I think justright was just a bit too excited and missed that part.

    • 3 years ago
  • petarro
  • Mike_Johnston
  • MediaOcre
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      MediaOcre  

    • Cosmic energy of the Tantric Kind...Cocknirvana
      for woman thru out the world.....please participate for your total enjoyment.

    • 3 years ago
  • Reverend_Papa_Bear
  • eldamon
  • MissAmanda
  • Hierophant
  • marlaynek
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      marlaynek  

    • I think if this doesn't work we should have a global bowel movement day. Got to admit a poo generally feels great most the time. It just seems like more of a sure thing. We will need to have global espresso sipping beforehand, and I believe that could be peace loving too, then we would have a global shuffle to the bathroom....imagine all toilets in unison. hmmmmm.

    • 3 years ago
  • J_Jammer
  • arcticspirit
  • ScratchyPants
  • arcticspirit
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      arcticspirit  

    • Believe it or not...people are having orgasms at the same time all the time all across the world every day.

      In that spirit, how about doing something that will truly make a difference in the world?
      Be creative and really do something that counts... (Oh FYI...Giving to the food bank by clearing the icky crap that has been in the back of the shelf for 3 years and no one will touch DOES NOT COUNT!).

      (She smiles)

    • 3 years ago
  • banani
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      banani  
    • arcticspirit:

      There may be many orgasms going on at the same time at any given moment but how many people are collectively thinking of world peace while having one?
      Adds a whole new twist to the classic game!

    • 3 years ago
  • purplefox
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      purplefox  

    • wow, isn't simultaneous gonna be kinda tough? unless you're good at being *very* well timed that is.

      I wonder if a huge wave of energy will move over everything and make all the lights buzz and electric appliances go haywire like at the end of Shortbus...

    • 3 years ago
  • aanaway
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      aanaway  

    • Actually the date is wrong because it is really not even listed on the website. What is listed on their website is from last year. But hey. I am all for it.

    • 3 years ago
  • Glory77777
  • ClareW
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      ClareW  

    • "Global Orgasm for Peace" What?! That is insane. But kind of an interesting approach. How many people can plan their orgasm down to the minute though....

    • 3 years ago
  • Chopfire
  • justright
  • JuliusBC
  • Xomeron
  • chowmein2012
  • keithponder
  • McGaspa
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      McGaspa  
    • chowmein2012:

      hahaha, "orgazims are the devil"
      what do you mean by living right?
      sex is very spiritual. You don't necessarily have to have sex with a random person to participate...could be with a spouse or someone you love.

    • 3 years ago
  • nessie00
  • JoJoDeuce
  • JuliusBC
  • keithponder
  • m4l1c3
  • JuliusBC
  • bwianator
  • nessie00
  • KarlitoMosquito
  • m4l1c3
  • ClusterAble
  • chuckiebean
  • Beta_Boy
  • arcticspirit
  • eden49
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
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    • I participated in the Global Orgasm they had in 2006 and 2007

      For those that think that is silly consider that a historical election follwed so maybe there is something to raising the chances for peace in everyone focusing their energy on it in a moment of bliss.

    • 3 years ago
  • cantucwearebrothers
  • JuliusBC
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • Argon18:

      It wasn't organized until 2006, so doesn't that show some evidence that it had some effect since then?

      Just think of what could have been saved in 2004 if that many people had focused all that energy earlier maybe history would've been different

    • 3 years ago
  • ChrisWT
  • cantucwearebrothers
  • Helen_Croydon
  • smashprod
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      smashprod  

    • Notice that the picture is a closeup of a young FEMALE-- once again male sexpoitation driving another seemingly sex-lib moment. Put up a stubbly male face as the poster for this event and see how much interest there would be!

    • 3 years ago
  • arcticspirit
  • WhiteNoise
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      WhiteNoise  

    • “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

      ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin

    • 3 years ago
  • barbara3d
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      barbara3d  
    • WhiteNoise:

      That has always been my theory. Spending your twilight years with the threat of disease, abandonment, loss of social network and the God-Forbid NURSING HOME. I always promised my mother she would never go to one. Reality Bites and it bites hard. She is total care and requires skilled nursing around the clock. I hope we progress in this area to the point WE have the say early on about end of life. Yes, we can have a 'Do not Resusitate, 'living will' (useless because it only decides if you want a tube feeding or not) and Power of Attorney. Now Hospice has a booklet called "Final Wishes" but no where can you say, game over, I am done, dont want to be rotting in bed for years.

      But, ah...we lovingly euthanize our animals. I have seen people lie in a bed for years. The worst case was in nursing school and had to change all the bandages on a man who was comatose for NINE years, he had decubitus the size of footballs all over his body. But, boy we kept them clean and he went to whirlpool every day.

      So the point is: Have that orgasm on 12/22 and any other day you can; and enjoy your life; we never know how it will end.

    • 3 years ago
  • abbym0308
  • banani
  • wetclay
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      wetclay  

    • all to anxious to orgasm

      missed the date ...

      there is no Saturday Dec. 22, 2008
      it is a monday

      please come again ...

      Thank You

    • 3 years ago
  • Xomeron
  • crew88
  • nkeg87
  • justright
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