Mercury in...chocolate syrup?

Smuckers!? :| Oh no.

see thats why i smoke

I love how the High Fructose Shit Syrup commercials sound and look almost exactly like the "Clean coal" commercials... Same PR firm?

Reminds me of the old tobacco ads...

Bad is good... Dark is light... Clear skies act... No child left behind... etc etc etc...

Whatever it IS, call it the opposite and gullible, uneducated people will buy it hook line and sinker.

Hey Steph, I made jam for XMAS this year and it was rad!!

It's astounding how many products contain high fructose corn syrup.

Tell it to take a number and get in line.

eh, murcury poising is the new hip thing to have.. it aint that bad..

What i wanna know, which was not coverd in the explanation of the picture, is how would planet mercury ever fit in a chocolate syrup bottle?!

This gives me a new party game idea:
First the main person participating must sit at the head of a table or some other place where the will be the center of attention. Next, a group of three to four people must then go into the hosts pantry and take an unspecified amount of food. The main player must then eat the food that's been placed before them. After about a week, everyone must see whether or not the person has suffered some sort of illness due to what he ate. Everyone involved can make bets and if the participant survives this ordeal, everyone must pay him $20.

If I eat enough mercury food and I stick parts of my body into things can I tell their temperature?

Given time, someone will find something wrong with everything.
Just wait.
It will happen.

How DARE you touch my chocolate! >:(

One more reason for me to stop eating junkfood.

yummy, can't wait to die from that

Fuck the corporations.

Vaccines have Mercury too and a lot doctors believe that is the cause of autism in all kids.
Mercury damage your brain and give a lot genetic problems specially women when they are pregnant.

Delicious mercury.
On the positive side, small doses could help you to build up an immunity to it.

I guess the party is over,,,,, crap and darn. So break out the booze and let's have a ball. Is that all there is my friends?????

I am saddened by another thing we can't do. Shucks.

Nice pic. How does that diabetes taste?

maybe they're just trying to scare people into dieting...wouldn't be too bad, right? haha

Mind you the high fructose corn syrup commercials are produced by corn farmers...

If its mercury you crave in your diet try salmon from the great lakes

Haha Ive been wanting to make my own jam for quite some time now. Although all my jars are occupied with my great pickling venture.

Thankfully I buy very little products with high fructose corn syrup...although Im going to have to go home and reexamine my ketchup....