Is Peeing in Public Green?

It is now permissible to take a whiz on your neighbors lawn after you've downed 25 bucks worth of beer, stumbling back home, bombed off your ass, and you can't make in into your house without having your bladder burst. But taking a crap on the front lawn? Hey, you might want to ask about that at the next Neighborhood Homeowner's Association meeting! (the same folks that forbid you from flying an American flag because it "was detrimental to the peaceful atmosphere and in poor taste.")

Is "green" worth caring about anywhere near as much as its being talked about? That's the question.

This is getting ridiculous. Does that mean I can take a big stinky crap on someones lawn? It makes a great fertilizer. Hey lets go green, yes?

hmm... to squat or not to squat....

Choose your spot, be polite and practical.
No pavement,or near dumpsters it cooks and stinks in the summer, and will breed bad stuff.
Go in/on dirt, bush, storm drain, grass. Puhleeeze !
That said ...YES!!!!

@cknite on twitter says "peeing in public isn't so bad after all"

I kinda like leaving the US and peeing in the streets everywhere else. The dumbest thing we do is use clean, drinking water to flush human waste...

Void where prohibited- piss in public. Peeing in the flower beds and around the chicken coop? Sounds like you have an obssessive need to "mark your spot". No Thanks- we're not animals. I would pick a far corner of the yard if the bathroom was too far to walk to.
re: the temporary urinals- damned disgusting. Of course, it's Europe, where they have no shame anyway. I don't want someone watching me while I'm "doing my duty for God and Country." Here, we have "porta-potti's" for such usage. And at least in Sweden, walking back to the ship (I was a sailor) there was a urinal set up- permanent set up- but at least you had 4 walls and a roof to use- great after a night of heavy drinking and easier than trying to find a restroom.

its great fertilizer for you plants, you can tell where I pee in my yard cause the grass is so green....a perk of living in the country...I hate going to the suburbs cause the damn neighbors take offense to it