Panda bites student seeking a hug
source: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html?eref=rss_top...
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Jayface89
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PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY MOUTH!
LOL maybe he should have watched Viral Video Home School and he'd know.
Put your head NEAR my mouth
- 3 years ago
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Jayface89
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cbjones
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It had to happen sooner or later. Pandas are tired of people ogling them, and attempting to violate their personal space. When will people learn that the most dangerous animal is often the most adorable?
- 3 years ago
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cbjones
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kewlbuddy
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Aw, I think the panda was having a bad day, someone should try and give it a hug again !
- 3 years ago
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kewlbuddy
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cmtsk8er
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Thats what you get for makeing big bares with sharp claws and teeth, appear cute and cuddley on television.
- 3 years ago
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cmtsk8er
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tanyetta
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The student must of smelled like bamboo leaves or something.
- 3 years ago
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tanyetta
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bigbaldguy
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I'm just suprised that CNN didn't try to blame Bush for this somehow.
- 3 years ago
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bigbaldguy
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krush_productions
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The dude broke in for a hug...cute, but creepy too. The panda had every right to bite, breaking and entering man. Forget the shotgun, I'm biting the next second story man coming onto my house.
- 3 years ago
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krush_productions
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twilliams1755
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Maybe this is why we shouldn't put animals in cages.
- 3 years ago
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twilliams1755
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PamelaSC
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This is how God keeps the stupid people from reproducing.
- 3 years ago
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PamelaSC
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MiguelSanchez
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I know pandas look cute in the photos, but when you actually see them they look like they could rip your arms off.
- 3 years ago
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MiguelSanchez
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kiltedandfree
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I've not been to China, but China's way of advertising the Panda as a national treasure that is so cute and cuddly and that everyone wants to see and pet puts stupid people in close proximity to wild Pandas. People forget it is a wild animal with teeth and claws. People who are never exposed to nature except in advertising and Disney movies would not understand what a bear can do.
I want to know why it is so easy for people to get inside the bear's enclosure. People should know better, but people are not taught better. But a college student? Bet his major was not Biology.
They have barriers so people cannot get too close to the cages. Then some stupid person crosses just to get a picture next to the Panda bear, and everyone knows if it is cute it cannot be mean. Only to have the Panda reach through the bars for a snack. Amazingly stupid.
- 3 years ago
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kiltedandfree
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dawnM55
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Here Panda, Panda! I need a hug! Oh look, there is a python, here python, python..............Now that's a hug!
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dawnM55
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mischabarrett
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A bijou collection of panda jokes, for all your post-pub discussing this news story needs.
- 3 years ago
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mischabarrett
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niksparks
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Does anyone remember the sneezing panda? This never would have happened if that damn sneezing panda hadn't of softened perceptions on this very fierce, very strong creature.
P.S. This goes double for koalas
- 3 years ago
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niksparks
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ClusterAble [removed]
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LOL, I guess even Panda's can have bad days!
- 3 years ago
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ClusterAble [removed]
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Jeffnfun631
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How Dumb.. Hey Kid Wild Animal!!!!! Enclosed in a cage or not
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Jeffnfun631
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samthesixth
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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samthesixth
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sujimichi
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I so hope the bear does not pay for the foolishness of a monkey. Why does our race have such little respect for other life even when we claim to be intelligent and claim to understand how important other life is for our own survival.
- 3 years ago
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sujimichi
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Helen_Croydon
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Around two years ago, another man in China got bitten for breaking into a panda pen. The man was taken by surprise and bit the panda right back! - check it out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5364058.stm
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Helen_Croydon
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suzybabe
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which one should really be in the enclosure?the panda or the guy for being such a complete moron?doesn't the panda have the right to defend its home during an invasion?
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suzybabe
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tursiops
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Yeah well, I would not want to hug a panda anymore after that :P
- 3 years ago
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tursiops
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thornman
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The kid should have fuckin' better known better than to mess with the panda. I mean that's a fuckin' panda man. It's the familiar way of putting your hands on the panda... you know it, the kid knows it, the fuckin' panda knew it too.
- 3 years ago
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thornman
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maasanova
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Perhaps a "do not hug or cuddle the panda" warning sign for his animal is in order.
- 3 years ago
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maasanova
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Makavelli45
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Pandas aren't bears
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Makavelli45
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Makavelli45
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Pandas aren't bears
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Makavelli45
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mischabarrett
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Makavelli45:
They are as far as I know!
- 3 years ago
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mischabarrett
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UWAZell
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Its a friggin bear... they were surprised that a bear bit a little flesh bag seeking a hug... right.
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UWAZell
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damnneargenius
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Watching pandas eat bamboo is friggin hilarious.
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damnneargenius
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Supergens
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hahaha, Panda's deal out the ownage once again.
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Supergens
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J_Jammer [removed]
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Uhm.....Pandas are not nice.
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J_Jammer [removed]
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DrownedFlyingWhales
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fucking owned
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DrownedFlyingWhales
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budmanyuctownusa
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Kat Williams said it best on his new movie its pimpin pimpin you gotta tell your kid the rest of the story after all the cute stuff then the tiger eat your a$$hole out thats the end of the story
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budmanyuctownusa
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metalcookiesxy70
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Animals are unpredictable, no matter if they look innocent, they are still vicious and wild, what can I say, its animals! :3
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metalcookiesxy70
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dingerling
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What was that panda thinking? Does he want to get off the endangered species list, or not?
- 3 years ago
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dingerling
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satanskidney
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Hugs are a threat on bodily space. I believe that bear had every right to defend itself short of decapitatation. Go Bears!
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satanskidney
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nessie00
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Pandas are wild animals and are known not to friendly. The person got what he asked for. How do you get that close anyway
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nessie00
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nodonjuan
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I clicked his picture and gave him a virtual hug.
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nodonjuan
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jennaskarzenski
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I think I find this so ridiculously funny because its something I want to do. Minus the whole panda attack part.
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jennaskarzenski
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Yoshi1
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Yes as we all know panda's are the descendants of the care bears so lets all give them hugs. Honestly what was going through this guys head?
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Yoshi1
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sueathome
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The bear doing what a bear does is not news. A child being allowed to act stupid without parent supervision is news, same ole thing, but news.
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sueathome
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mrs_stranger
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This is hilarious!
First off why the hell would you try to hug a bear?
If you want to hug a bear find a stuffed one!!!! - 3 years ago
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mrs_stranger
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arcticspirit
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"When animals attack" is the WRONG title. The true title should be:
"When humans do very stupid things around Animals,"# College student in southern China is bitten by a panda
# Student broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug
# The student required hospital treatment after being bitten on the arms and legsNeed I say more?
- 3 years ago
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arcticspirit
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justright
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Look out its the Stephen Colbert "ThreatDown - Cute Bears"
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justright
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mischabarrett
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justright:
Ricky Gervais on pandas - Viagra, cash handouts, and little fat hairy goths.
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mischabarrett
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MiguelSanchez
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justright:
I hate that guy.
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MiguelSanchez
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CalgarC
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this just goes to show that cute animals get away with everything :D
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CalgarC
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TheBlueLantern
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"The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back."
Alcohol, bringing people back to their evolutionary roots one beer at a time
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TheBlueLantern
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clintisdakoolest
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No more hugs for Mr. Panda! He just was not in the mood today.
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Nephwrack
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Natural selection at it's finest, like that tiger in San Francisco those kids were tormenting with slingshots.except they killed the tiger :-(
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Nephwrack
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mako2424
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Bears!
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mako2424
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LozRiva
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So if a Bear painted itself black and white then you would hug it?
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LozRiva
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mako2424
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LozRiva:
That is one sadistic f*cking bear.
- 3 years ago
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mako2424
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leb0wski
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Any idiot dumb enough to climb into a cage with a bear and try to "cuddle" deserves every last wound he or she gets. This kid is a complete moron.
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leb0wski
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YesWeDid
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I'd bite the kid to if it tried to hug me
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YesWeDid
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justright
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Come here you big cuddly wuddly !?! what the !?! arrgh!!!
- 3 years ago
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justright
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RIVA_C
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aww cute panda... holy crap he bit me rofl
- 3 years ago
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RIVA_C
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unimatrix0
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It was a love bite.
- 3 years ago
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unimatrix0
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s0ksabai615
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seriously i would of try to touch it too, it looks nice and fuzzy
- 3 years ago
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s0ksabai615
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antifence_sitter
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AHahahha
That was great. - 3 years ago
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