Go to the dentist
For the past couple of weeks the dentist office has been calling me repeatedly. I was avoiding their calls, but their persistence convinced me to acquiesce. I don't like the idea of paying for dental care, especially after the dentist convinced me to buy that expensive electric toothbrush.
My mom kept telling me I needed to go, but I surmise that she is just a pawn of the health care industry. When they say "you need to come back every six months" they really mean "you need to come back every twelve months, but if you come back every six, we'll make more money."
My company provides me with a great health plan, so I finally decided to go to the dentist today.
The experience was unexpectedly divine. The polish no longer has that putrid taste it once did, now its cinnamon flavored! New technology lets you decide whether you want piña colada, cotton candy, or mango fluoride. Sure I have a small cavity on my right maxillary third molar, but I read magazines! I laughed with the dental hygenist over adorable videos being shown on local news!
So if you're unsure if you should go for a regular cleaning consider this: you get it all AND a bag of floss!
And if money is your concern, there is always Mexico!
My mom kept telling me I needed to go, but I surmise that she is just a pawn of the health care industry. When they say "you need to come back every six months" they really mean "you need to come back every twelve months, but if you come back every six, we'll make more money."
My company provides me with a great health plan, so I finally decided to go to the dentist today.
The experience was unexpectedly divine. The polish no longer has that putrid taste it once did, now its cinnamon flavored! New technology lets you decide whether you want piña colada, cotton candy, or mango fluoride. Sure I have a small cavity on my right maxillary third molar, but I read magazines! I laughed with the dental hygenist over adorable videos being shown on local news!
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So if you're unsure if you should go for a regular cleaning consider this: you get it all AND a bag of floss!
And if money is your concern, there is always Mexico!
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