Bikinis, toilets, Cheetos, and some FAILs, that I don't think are FAILs (#6)
People call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I look for the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.
Yeah super inappropriate, but maybe she lost her other top. Not everyone can be like miss black-and-white-with-red-straps. People mix and match their bathing suits all the time.
This toilet is perfect! I hate it when nature calls when I'm watching a parade. If I lived in this house, I'd be able to run up the stairs straight to this toilet al fresco. Then I could totally poop without missing my favorite floats!
I can't see how this could possibly be a FAIL. It's going to make my Halloween costume shopping incredibly easy. Yeah I'm dressing up as a member of the KISS ARMY who needs to efficiently cut down a tree. What do you expect from Aldo's House of Costumes and Chainsaws?
Yeah we all know that Missippi has had trouble with her literacy, but she's still improving. I was just reading her blog (missippi.blogspot.com) and she spelled almost every word correctly: "On another note, I may stick around Missippi for a while this summer. I've missed these kids, and I don't think it would be half bad to be here for a while." Missipi only fucked up on the spelling of the state she was visiting.
That baby will never reach that box of tissues. Try putting it closer to the crib. Hardly a FAIL though.
How could this possibly be a FAIL? Filling a room with Cheetos has been a dream of mine! FULL DISCLOSURE: I once filled a room with Cool Ranch Doritos. (This non-FAIL was suggested by smurph25)
Isn't there a joke about masturbation that has to do with Cheetos? I imagine this is the Cheeto fetishists complementary pornography.
