Michael Jordan look alikes, and surprise birthday parties
“We wanted to test the strength and effectiveness of viral media by putting him out in Provo with bodyguards, and some hype.”
Brandt Andersen, team owner
Even though the viral hoax was poorly executed, it clearly worked, because I am writing about it. It's that classic example of "any news is good news." If anything, now people are aware that Utah has a basketball team.
More importantly I found out about the world of impersonators, celebrity lookalikes, and doubles. If you know me well, you know I have four interests.
- Surprise birthday parties.
- People that have crossed the Potomac.
- Individuals who have been married to Brooke Shields.
- Stars of movies that use puns in their titles.
Well my birthday is coming up, and Lookalikes-USA.com looks like they can synthesize all of my interests. HINT HINT.
Not only did the real George Washington cross the Potomac, but that's also how his impostor will arrive at your party.
Even though this Andre Agassi impersonator was never married to Brook Shields, he once dated her look alike, and that works for me.
Lastly, Tim Allen was the star of the Santa Clause, perhaps the finest pun in the history of cinema. You can tell by this guy's smile, that even though he is an impostor, he's probably full of puns.
So again, please rent all these impersonators, and have them show up on my birthday, without my knowledge.
Toodles!
