A guide to last-minute gifts
You only have one hyperbolic minute left before Christmas Eve, and you haven't bought any of the gifts for the people on your list. What on earth are you supposed to do? Consult the internet...
I found these perfect gifts with a few clicks of the keyboard.
Oh snap, you only have eight hours left to get these Garfield and Odie plush dolls. Garfield is holding a clover that says "Let's get Irish." This would be a perfect gift for your wife, if she is perennially dissatisfied with previous gift selections.
You only have a few minutes to bid on this Road Kill calendar. This would be the perfect gift for that adolescent in your life who spends his time torturing small mammals. If he's not on your Christmas list now, you could be on his list later.
If you're really struggling you can buy your mom this shirt that reads "Oral Sex is always a great last minute gift." Hopefully she'll think that muscular Santa Claus is cute.
"Yo baby, I just picked you up a vintage Victoria's Secret catalog from 2001!"
For that gear-head on your list, why not pick up a DeWalt compressor. I don't know what it does, but if he's really that into hardware, he probably will.
New York Daily News wants you to buy a print of this mother and daughter shopping in Manhattan. This would be the perfect gift for someone who knows them. It also might be good for Scooby Doo fans, who prefer his left side.
I'm probably going to just give my loved ones gag gifts. What kind of gifts will you buy for your relatives?
I found these perfect gifts with a few clicks of the keyboard.
Oh snap, you only have eight hours left to get these Garfield and Odie plush dolls. Garfield is holding a clover that says "Let's get Irish." This would be a perfect gift for your wife, if she is perennially dissatisfied with previous gift selections.
You only have a few minutes to bid on this Road Kill calendar. This would be the perfect gift for that adolescent in your life who spends his time torturing small mammals. If he's not on your Christmas list now, you could be on his list later.
If you're really struggling you can buy your mom this shirt that reads "Oral Sex is always a great last minute gift." Hopefully she'll think that muscular Santa Claus is cute.
"Yo baby, I just picked you up a vintage Victoria's Secret catalog from 2001!"
For that gear-head on your list, why not pick up a DeWalt compressor. I don't know what it does, but if he's really that into hardware, he probably will.
New York Daily News wants you to buy a print of this mother and daughter shopping in Manhattan. This would be the perfect gift for someone who knows them. It also might be good for Scooby Doo fans, who prefer his left side.
I'm probably going to just give my loved ones gag gifts. What kind of gifts will you buy for your relatives?
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