comedy blog | January 06, 2010 | 0 comments

Cans, babies, clowns, Belgian asses, and some FAILs that I don't think are FAILs (#14)

So, some people like to call things FAILs, when they aren’t FAILs at all. I try to look for the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.



This isn't a FAIL, as it is the perfect space to reference my favorite meme of all time: Yo dawg, I heard you like cans, so we put a can in your can so you can can while you can.



While we're on the topic of "meta." Someone found that a purveyor of FAILs had failed at spelling. Even more devastating, the word they spell wrong was "stupidity." I don't have any claims against that FAIL, just against the way they screen capped it. Nobody cares what other tabs you have open in your browser. Let's see this cropped better next time.



Really, a FAIL? You are just so cheap sometimes. 99¢ on rabies, is a great deal. It's going to take you hours to find a better price, and by the time you do, you're only going to save like 2¢.





What part of this is a FAIL? Don't you appreciate the miracle of life? This clown is eight months pregnant. It's 2010, stop hatin'!



Every year around this time, buildings shed their awnings. So there isn't any irony, when the Lucky House sheds it's awning. It would only be a FAIL if it kept it's awning through the new year.



Prostitution as I'm sure you are aware is legal in Belgium. But there are laws prohibiting "assisting immigration for the purpose of prostitution." This is a great way to ensure human rights, but as a result prices for sex acts have skyrocketed. So this superior ass is quite a good deal.



Normally I wouldn't appreciate this trolly sort of FAIL, but I am impressed by the commentator's media literacy and deductive reasoning. This sort of adeptness is necessary to live intelligently in our post-fact society. He discovered that while this woman claims to have not seen her husband in twelve months, she appears very pregnant. As the human gestation period is nine months, he has inferred that the child, is not the returning patriot's. Even though there are dozens of reasons why this isn't really a FAIL, I truly appreciate the writer's effort.



So you've doctored a FAIL to become popular on a website. I admit it was clever that you could construct the word "butthole" like a Mad Magazine fold in, but this is to intentional to be a FAIL. Though by cheating, you did fail this test. See me after class.

Catch up on your FAILs that aren’t FAILS.
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