Newspaper 'steals' Empire State building in just 90 minutes
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In what has been described as one of the biggest heists in American history, the Empire State Building was reportedly stolen this week by a New York City newspaper in less than 90 minutes.
The New York Daily News drew up fake documents, created a bogus notary stamp and filed paperwork with the city and successfully took ownership of the $2 billion property on Monday.
The heist illustrates what it descibes as a gaping loophole in the city system that doesn't require clerks to actually verify information.
The office of the city register, upon receipt of the phony documents prepared by the newspaper, transferred ownership of the 102-story building from Empire State Land Associates to Nelots Properties, LLC. Nelots is "stolen" spelled backward.
To further enhance the absurdity of the heist, included on the bogus paperwork were original "King Kong" star Fay Wray as witness and Willie Sutton, the notorious bank robber, as the notary.
"Of course, stealing the Empire State Building wouldn't go unnoticed for long, but it shows how easy it is for con artists to swipe more modest buildings right out from under their owners," the paper concludedNearly 24 hours after the fake deed was filed, the newspaper returned the building to its rightful owners.
The Daily News says it will not report all elements of how the scam works.
"Crooks go where the money is. That's why Willie Sutton robbed banks, and this is the new bank robbery," Brooklyn Assistant District Attorney Richard Farrell told the Daily News.
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nkeg87
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what an interesting concept, stealing buildings?
I am very impressed by the journalism though...stuff like this is rare these days!
- 3 years ago
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nkeg87
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m4l1c3
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:D i will own the world...muahahahahaha
- 3 years ago
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m4l1c3
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BSincere
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I remember when I was 9, I went to new york with my mother. One of the trips we took was to the empire state building. When we arrived this guy asked me "hey kid , wanna buy a building?" If I only knew then what I know now.....
- 3 years ago
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BSincere
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rainbowryan420
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this is the greatest investigative reporting i have ever seen
- 3 years ago
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rainbowryan420
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CalgarC
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lmfao priceless :D
- 3 years ago
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CalgarC
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MornRail
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And the movie is coming out when?
- 3 years ago
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MornRail
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Bigdog_mike
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I'm going out to get more printer ink right now!
- 3 years ago
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Bigdog_mike
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knightlynight200
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wow, whoever thought of that is a genius
- 3 years ago
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knightlynight200
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karmex
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hell the Eiffel tower was stolen/sold 4 times or so...
- 3 years ago
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karmex
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kewal91
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thats ridiculous..i wonder if it would be legitimate if someone else did this in the court of law. That is awesome if it does..
- 3 years ago
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kewal91
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TriggerJ
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I wonder if it will fit in their office?
- 3 years ago
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TriggerJ
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nessie00
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If this farce can happen so easily, just think what else could be stolen, like weapons, entire data bases, etc.. Wake up America and protect yourself or one day you too will be stolen.
- 3 years ago
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nessie00
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oneofthree
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this is interesting because it means that there are still loopholes in government and that no matter how high security gets, people will always prove how much smarter they are than the system.
- 3 years ago
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oneofthree
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2muchinfo
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As bad as this could have been, it was pretty clever
- 3 years ago
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2muchinfo
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riarena
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Are you serious?? Are people reeeaally that dumb as to not pay more attention to what is presented to them? Ridiculous. Do your job right or don't do it at all!
- 3 years ago
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riarena
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damnneargenius
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Don't suppose anyone would try to steal control of the government using loopholes like this?
- 3 years ago
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damnneargenius
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lordsbassman
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Haha nice!
- 3 years ago
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lordsbassman
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queenofhearts
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....able to steal tall buildings in just minutes....it's a bird, it's a plane...IT"S SUPER PRANK
- 3 years ago
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queenofhearts
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mikeyletchero
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Perfect! Use the system against the system. Huge companies have really begun to take advantage of American citizens and small business. It's about time the tables turn...
- 3 years ago
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mikeyletchero
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J_Jammer [removed]
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Associates to Nelots Properties, LLC
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That's just classically creative.
- 3 years ago
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J_Jammer [removed]
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joshuaheller
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What a fine fine hustle.
- 3 years ago
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joshuaheller
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platinumpixie
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I am quite impressed and find this to be extremely amusing.
Congrats to the newspaper and their incredibly stealth ninja skills. - 3 years ago
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platinumpixie
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jimenagamio
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Hahaha. This is awesome
- 3 years ago
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jimenagamio
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dougiestardust
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It just goes to show that you don't need Danny Ocean to Bogart something worth billions of dollars. Just an incredible amount of moxie and signatures from two dead people. Brilliant!
- 3 years ago
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dougiestardust
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jogglef
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dougiestardust:
although having Billy Ocean along to create a diversion certainly wouldn't hurt...
- 3 years ago
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jogglef
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AndreaKnoll
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I LOVE this!
- 3 years ago
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AndreaKnoll
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justright
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The Crimson Permanent Assurance rides again (Monte Python)
part one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX61PUZ3xkI
part two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iakR7sB0skw - 3 years ago
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justright
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samanthadian
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First the fake New York Times and now this. Maybe journalists are finally growing a back bone.
- 3 years ago
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samanthadian
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Penguino
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Even if you did steal it where do you put something as big as that.
However, the theft was genius. - 3 years ago
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Penguino
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jogglef
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wow, so instead of accumulating oil wealth for decades, Abu Dhabi could have just forged some paperwork to buy the Chrysler building?
- 3 years ago
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jogglef
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krush_productions
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They did it to show how easy it really was. The notary signature was Willie Sutton? The office of the city register needs a staff revamp if anything, Fay Wray was the witness? These journalists get an A+ for creativity and showing us all just how clueless people everywhere are screwing us in the ass...hard.
- 3 years ago
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krush_productions
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ColdWorld
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krush_productions:
I totally agree.
- 3 years ago
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ColdWorld
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Stunner1
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This is a hilarious story.
Completely genius!!! Just shows how well the system works.
- 3 years ago
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Stunner1
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punkerton
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Damn journalists! Who do they think they are??!!
Stealing a building in nyc doesn't sound like a very good idea anyways. You got taxes, insurance, mortgage, upkeep, blah, blah, blah. Only a stupid person/people would actually do this....probably be better off without.
- 3 years ago
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punkerton
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islek
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Not too often you hear about people stealing buildings.
- 3 years ago
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islek
