Ultimate fart silencer

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hahaha you guys are funny,those are just his imagination,at least i hope so,those are just tooth brush holders,the family have some exactly like those

What's more embarrassing.... ripping off a real stinker at a job interview, or shoving that contraption up your ass in front of your future boss ????

could have used one of these a few hours ago

Kudos to the geniuses in marketing who decided to offer the devices in pretty pastels. Because when I have a situation that needs to be silenced, I need to make sure the perforated dildo I'm going to use to do it comes in my shade of periwinkle.

I think it makes shitty pasta.

I guess in WuHan China it would be more of a soft noodle.

This is literally the weirdest thing I have seen in my entire life.

Do they come in a Cherry Bomb model?

What's the useby date on these fellas, or the fart count?

Big Chicken Mushroom? this guy seriously needs someone there to tell him when something's just NOT a good idea

The fancier model comes with a stickup attachment for that offensive odor.

what a lame idea

but wait dose it make the smell go away haha

Does it come with a shart trap?

hahaha this is funny!!!

do they come is scents?

amazing

What about the smell? That's the killer!

Instructions say "Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming."

So on my date, I ate Mexican food and we are getting all romantic, oh no, I may need to fart...yeah it's going to happen... unavoidable... so I quickly excuse myself and go insert a fart silencer complete with a perfumed cotton ball! Mission complete. Now flagellation is not embarrassing. It smells like cinnamon buns. However my ass fees very odd with the silencer in it. In fact it is getting down right angry. Trust me you don't want your ass angry with you. That is never a good thing.

I just read the other responses after I wrote mine and found that EVERYONE found this odd! Yeah most chicks just go to the restroom and all is fine and happy. Best part your ass doesn't get mad at you.

hahahhahah U ,....Out did yourself this time.lol hahahhahhahhhahh

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So hypothetically one would use this to avoid farting audibly on a date. What happens if the date goes well? The user has to stop and say, "Excuse me while I take this plug out of my anus, and then we can get back to friskiness."

Or worse, it's somehow so uncomfortable that the user forgets about it and the date DISCOVERS it.

"Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming." So when I feel one coming I'm supposed to run to a bathroom or somewhere with privacy to insert this tube into my anus and then walk back outside and fart? Am I supposed to remove it once I have farted? hahahaha Hilarious!

Everyone knows it is better out than in, so just let nature take its course. How big are those things exactly?

can anyone say "projectile"?

If you are going to put something up your butt, wouldn't a cork stopper do the trick? Low-tech rules!

LOL OMG.

That's hilarious. This guy, wow. What kinda gas must he have to deal with that he thought of this?

Seriously. A butt plug fart suppressor. Wow.
And I thought I was humorous thinking of corks.

And what's with the colors? I just showed this article to my wife and she spit coffee on me laughing so hard.

oh yeh, because sticking a phallicly shaped plastic tube up your ass is way less embarrassing than farting.

All this will do is make sure every fart is silent but deadly

I think a kazoo would be better, I mean, if your going to stick something up your ass, it might as well be worth it.

it really is rather huge. isn't the rectum where incipient turds are supposed to station? perhaps if these people produced their shit as solid matter there wouldn't be an issue...

So you're supposed to shove a plastic tube in your ass so you're not embarrassed about your farts? That makes perfect sense.

only in america some one will purchase an inflatable pool BBQ. of course these things are made in china. perhaps this guy thinks americans will by this fart muffler.

Mine are muffled anyway.

working in a library, i've mastered the art of silent farting, and without the use of a colorful dildo-shaped apparatus.

I wouldn't want to have that inside of me during the whole day... I prefer to fart the old fashion way!

Ouch!

Why silence it?

Yeah, it would seem you would be, in an emergency, best to just rip one off.

hmm... have the possible embarrassment of audibly breaking wind, or shove a piece of plastic up my ass right before I would break wind in order to silence it.

Does that mean that I'd have to drop trow in order to insert this, because if I do I'm not sure that I'm going to be able to do that without being arrested. That, and to drop trow in order to insert something where the sun doesn't shine, that just seems a little silly.

If they placed the holes just right maybe you could play a tune. "Old man river..... LOL