The ingenuity of eating soup
The infoMania office has been blessed with a well-stocked kitchen. They have produce, cold cuts, and soup. Unfortunately the can opener hasn't been seen since mid-June. The mountains of canned soup, haven't been accessed since.
This adversity, was not going to stop Brett Erlich. You see, Mr. Erlich, had an insatiable desire for soup "I was hungry, and the weather conditions made me want soup." When he found out that there wasn't a can opener he uttered "uhhhhg (that's four h's and one g)" out of pure sadness.
Needing warm sustenance, he put his mind to work. "My mind is not sharp, I mean only metaphorically not physically" recounts the Rotten Tomatoes Show host "but I came up with thoughts, thoughts that led me to use this knife, to stab that can."
The can opened! He was elated. Then terror struck again. He realized he couldn't remove the contents. The soup would remain at room temperature forever! That's when more Erlich ingenuity kicked in. Using an ice cream scoop, he was able to fully open the can, and pour its contents into a bowl.
Today Mr. Erlich is living the good life, eating organic tomato soup with a biodegradable spoon. This is just another lesson in the brilliance of the human mind.
This adversity, was not going to stop Brett Erlich. You see, Mr. Erlich, had an insatiable desire for soup "I was hungry, and the weather conditions made me want soup." When he found out that there wasn't a can opener he uttered "uhhhhg (that's four h's and one g)" out of pure sadness.
Needing warm sustenance, he put his mind to work. "My mind is not sharp, I mean only metaphorically not physically" recounts the Rotten Tomatoes Show host "but I came up with thoughts, thoughts that led me to use this knife, to stab that can."
The can opened! He was elated. Then terror struck again. He realized he couldn't remove the contents. The soup would remain at room temperature forever! That's when more Erlich ingenuity kicked in. Using an ice cream scoop, he was able to fully open the can, and pour its contents into a bowl.
Today Mr. Erlich is living the good life, eating organic tomato soup with a biodegradable spoon. This is just another lesson in the brilliance of the human mind.
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