Russian pun-themed restaurant
The last two posts I wrote were about Vladimir Putin, and nachos at the Hard Rock Cafe. I've synthesized these ideas, to develop my own themed dining establishment: Le Russian Pun Café.
The menu will feature cuisine from all around the world, but named after Russian or Soviet leaders.
This week the appetizer is the French-Canadian inspired fries and gravy dish, Vladimir Poutine. With your choice of iced tea or Leninade. The main course is the finest cut of Mikhail Gorbachops cooked to order. Your dessert is the Boris Yeltsinnabon.
You may be saying to yourself "what an unhealthy meal." I couldn't agree more, but we at Le Russian Pun Café couldn't think of healthier puns. Sorry, and enjoy!
The menu will feature cuisine from all around the world, but named after Russian or Soviet leaders.
This week the appetizer is the French-Canadian inspired fries and gravy dish, Vladimir Poutine. With your choice of iced tea or Leninade. The main course is the finest cut of Mikhail Gorbachops cooked to order. Your dessert is the Boris Yeltsinnabon.
You may be saying to yourself "what an unhealthy meal." I couldn't agree more, but we at Le Russian Pun Café couldn't think of healthier puns. Sorry, and enjoy!
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