Campaign Update - Back July 28th

Malfunction!!! Website Malfunction!!! This is a travesty! We did one today and it was hilarious. There was a joke about earning a Knot Badge in the Irony Scouts. Our unpaid intern actually laughed his face off (we've since doubled his salary to keep it under the radar).

I apologize profusely for this insanity. We took time off, and goodness the cobwebs. I'm so sorry and there should be two up tomorrow.

I love you laserdog.

The 28th draws to a close.

I may never be able to trust a webpage again.

Brett, I need to spread the reality of corruption to my teen friends! Spread politics and intelligence past our failing educational system to the youth of the nation. Your not helping me much with this. So...Hurry it up!

Hey Brett- we are still waiting for your delicious insight! You aren't playing with us, are you? You must have some comments about McCain's latest antics and his visit to the dermatologist today.

please hurry brett! i have a radio news show tomorrow morning at 6am and i need campaign stories to inspire me (plagiarize from). seriously!

Down, laserdog! It's so early! We WILL be back today, but our delicious script is still being seasoned with glibness and delicious insight. Then we'll put it in the smart-dumb humor oven for a few hours and post it on this one-entree buffet counter of a website for your cognitive consumption. We appreciate your patience. Now I'm going to get coffee.

Promises were made!

I will wait forever...

Just a few more days to wait.... I am sure it will be worth the wait. Right?

i cannot wait...seriously.

That means I have to get my presidential campaign updates from other sources.....like cable news networks?? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Brett I'll wait for you!

Oh Brett, we all love your adorable antics...

was that a dane cook reference?

I'll miss you Brett and your adorable (and the not so adorable) antics! Have a great vacation!

Noooo! I won't know what's going on... so dark... is that you mother? It's so cold now.....

Seriously Brett, have a nice vacation!

wat am i supposed to do while im bored and sitting on my ass do i dare go outside!?!?!?

What will i do with my life until then?!

=(

no one ever suspects the tires!

sad day :(

the overwrought metaphor's and the resulting alarms will be missed.

ps. tires??

Wha?.. Da... But... To... Ha?..

*sniffle* The 28th is so far away.