Call to Caption: GOP presidential candidates

"Look Newt, there goes your soul"

hey newt, go make yourself useful and get me a beer and a bible.

Don't say anything to Herman but those three women in the sixth row are the next ones we've lined up to accuse him of sexual harassment.

If you want my donors you gotta go thataway!

"An' theres the Obama teleprompter I took. What's it fur anyhoo?"

Look you guys that's the guy that said he'd vote for ME.

This corporation gave me more money than the Koch bothers!

Just leap right into our "tax portal" for the rich - it's guaranteed to survive all time!

"We get it, Rick---their right is our left.....cute!"

Seasoned politicians Newt and Mitt simultaneously attempt the old favouite GOP "Silent but Deadly" fart and blame assault on Herman.

Look there goes #3...

Convention of snake oil salesmen.

Interns? ...Oh, right there between the Viagra dispenser and that BofA ATM...

Look, we're getting 15 minutes to talk and they're only getting 90 seconds !!

Damn! That's the ninth lyin' bitch sayn' ol' Herman sexually harassed her ass!

Perry: Look, it's tha danged-ol gotcha liberul media commin'. I wish they didn't make me check my .380 Ruger at the door.

Told you we were on tv!

Maybe if I point it'll look like we are doing something?

Yellow, really?

One tie, one mic, one shirt, two shoes and one wedding ring. Check.

I'm still running for president, right?

I'm still running for president, right?

Quick, while Cain aint lookin!

"Ron and Michele are making out... where?!"

Can you believe these people would vote for one of us? They can't even afford my attention.

Tell me that's not Jeb Bush.

Come on America. Pull my finger.

Look! It's the Pride Minister of that english country that still has a Queen.

"Yup!!! That's Him Alright!!!"

You say "your nxt. wife is the young 40 yr. old looking blonde" ?.

Just keep lying......they're not paying attention anyway

"i think i see him" "over there"

It looks like 4 eager fans awaiting the star(Ron Paul) to walk down the Red Carpet..

And that's where the 99% will be loaded into the trains...

Rick: The bathroom's right over there Newt.
Newt: That's O.K., it's too late.

Hey look ! We are all on that monitor that says C BS.

"TRUST us, Newt. We have your back. (snicker) It's YOUR turn to get in the ring for a smack-down."

"Guys, we're in trouble. Look who's asking the questions tonight: Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert. This won't go well. Folks will laugh at us."

I got a million from that one and another cool mil from that one...

Hey Moe, Larry, the bars open

That guy ordered pizza from Dominoes

Perry:"Look Newt!"
Gingrich:"What"
Perry:"That's our GOP nominations going out the door."
Romney:(to self) "The best thing to do is smile and keep quiet"
Cain: (to self) " Man, she sure does look good. Remember that's how you got into trouble the last time."

Hey, look that is one of Herman’s ladies, ya but I spent money on her at Tiffany’s, ya but I made her take test in Texas. Romney: I know her, no I don’t, yes I know her, no I don’t know her. Cain Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

look I'm going to set a drilling rig right over there.

That's the guy that taught me how to spell IQ.

"Just look over there, into the Fox"News" camera. They will make you look and sound GREAT, no matter what you say!"

That's the jerk that keeps asking us those hard questions.

There's another black guy over there.

"Look! There's 'Tutti-Frutti'...er...Bachmann!"

Herman said that one is easy.

Look guys...Palin's got that short skirt on again.

In a crucial moment, Mitt Romeny, froze, felt lost, another "Just-one-of-the-guys" moments escapes him

Then you make a right at the light two blocks down and the Tiffany's is on your left.

Pointing at Ron Paul, Rick tells Newt there is a man who has been married 50 years to the same women, seen better then 4000 women naked, without a single sexual harassment claim. And he wouldn't even support his fellow republicans when I needed his help remembering which three departments he told me to eliminate during that debate! He'll never be elected because he has no idea what it means to be a republican like us.

"No seriously, Newt, I have more money than that guy, and that guy, and that guy..."

Perry: "What's that elephant doing in the room?"
Newt: Oh, that's just Ron Paul.

"Newt....YOUR podium is on the other side of that door."

(Sorry, this is too much fun. After all, GOPofNOpers make for good humor fodder.)

Mr Gingrich to Mr Perry, "What are you pointing at, Rick?"

Mr Perry to Mr Gingrich, "Nothing, I'm posing for the cameras with my Presidential finger-pointing stance."

"S-a-y, Newt...isn't that your first wife,Jackie? Or is it your second wife Marianne? Oh wait...it's your third wife.....umm....it's.....uh-oh....I can't remember her name...OOPS!"

Perry: Who is that guy? I saw him at the last debate and he kept telling me "It should be five!"
Newt: Ron Paul, he's just a hallucination the Libertarians dreamed up.
Romney: I see him! I see him!
Cain: Don't make eye contact! He knows all the right answers to all the questions and will make us look like imbeciles!

"Hey Newt ... isn't that one of your wives?"

Proof that God really is a Democrat.

"Just follow the bouncing ball, Newt. It will tell you exactly what to say."

"You guys wanted to meet all my supporters ... that's him right over there".

"There's the exit! We can make a run for it right now and save ourselves from further public humiliation!"

"LOOK...there's Sarah Palin's bus! We're SAVED!!!!"

Oppps, the media is showing me screw that debate up again!

"Look over there horsemen, here comes the apacolypse"

"See that hole in the wall over there? There's a little mouse that keeps peeking out and talking to me. I swear"

Hey Newt, isn't that one of those former staffers that you boinked?

"Look there Newt, that's our poll numbers dropping as fast as America's trust in us"