Call to Caption: Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain

"I'll squeeze 'em even harder if I don't get your support!"

"Yo man you got any of them little blue pills?" Callista found my stash and flushed them down the toilet again.

OH SO SORRY I MISSED SUBMITTING ON THIS ONE.................GOT EM BEAT WITH THE SALAMANDER SAYING TO THE DOG, "SORRY, MY MARRIAGE ISN'T OPEN TO YOU UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION".

Did you hear that Obama declared war on the Catholic Church??? ......He wants them to buy birth control with the Pope's money. Obama is done; he might as well resign.

"Say, wasn't I once married to you?"

Newt,the Koch Brothers said to put your face on a dubloon, not put a base on the moon!

Tell me the truth Newt... is that lady behind me a Pokemon? She scares me!

Is that your hand in my pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Two has-beens compare notes, greasy palms and discuss the possible lobbying of their "Casual Yellow Tie Monday" policy...

Thanks for the pie bro , can you feel it in my tummy?

Thanks Brother, as soon as I'm done with this endorsement, I'm gonna go endorse those checks.

Herman, I've accepted Roseanne Barr's offer to run as her vice president in the Green Party. She wants you to be Ambassador to Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.

Oh, Newt! Thank her for me, and is there any chance of a three-way?

Yes Herman, She likes Pepperoni, Sausage and Onions on her pizza.

Newt to Herman: "Ya know what they say, right? Women - can't live with 'em, and can't kill 'em...which is why divorce works so well."

That ASS Romney told be that I could never get elected because the country is not ready for a "Third Lady". Callista hit the roof !!!!

Trust me Newt. You don't want to do this. I got an STD from her at the Iowa caucus.

Do you see that stupiid supporter with the sticker on her forehead? No....No don't look.

Do you think an oreo cookie reference would work for us?

Hey Herman.....I didn't really mean that blacks are lazy and just collecting welfare. Cain replies....No problem Newt, It is their fault anyway.

Hey Herman.....Want to have a wife swap? Cain replies.....Nein-Nein-Nein

"You gotta get outta here, Herman... that crazy tea partier over there thinks you're Obama!"

"In exchange for running as my VP, you get an 'Attaboy' and a pat on the back. Interested?"

"You SURE it doesn't rub off, Herman? I can't afford to lose votes..."

"If I see you in the street I'll slap the pizza taste outta your mouth."

"I love you man"

"I love you more"

Herman, wives are like pizza. You only really enjoy them when they're fresh and hot.

I asked Calista, and she's definitely game for a "wife swapping weekend", so check your calendar and get back to me.

Yes Herman They are a bunch of mindless sheep, But you have to stop laughing at them. Even if they do have a sticker on their forehead.

"Hold on, Newt, I saw her first."

"Perhaps I was a bit hasty about my position on gay marriage." ##oh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you##

"OK, now look me in the eye... I bless you in the name of the super-rich, the banks, and all our mistresses past and present."

Cain: "My forehead is bigger than yours."
Gingrich: "I have more chins than you."

"Wait, you've had how many mistresses?!" Newt
"Wait, you've married how many mistresses?!" Herman

'You finally did it Newt! You ate ALL my pizza!'

'Ok, we tag-team Mittens & Trump--that's how we win!' 'Only worry if Christie gets in there.'

if you want my endorsement i'll need NINE NINE NINE hundred thousand

Got daddy issues?

"Bros before Hos."

"Newt when you pull off the nomination, don;t forget that promise." Yes sir Mr. Vice President!

Not a caption, an observation. There seems to be a Conservative among us spoiling our fun by voting down our submissions. Could just be someone showing disapproval I suppose.

N.G. - "Do you see this lady with the sticker on her head?" H.C.- "It's her name tag. So I don't forget it later on tonight." gigidy gigidy goo, all right

Hey.... Herman.... think you could loan me a couple of bucks til Tuesday?

Hold the peperoni Herman!

Herman. Someone that can get away with that much sexual harassment is okay in my book! And a damn fine Republican.

Excuse me, I need to take a Mitt!

Herman to Newt: Your wife is hot, lets go on that tv show wife swap....

"Herman, how does that Jay-Z song go...?"

Newt to Herman: "I'll be your Jack...if you'll be my Rochester." No one needs to know but us.

Does this sticker on my forehead make me look fat???

"You actually asked her for an open marrige??!! YOU DA MAN!!!!

♪Ebony and Ivory......fade together in perfect obscurity. ♪

Call me any time Bro. I REALLY understand!

oh sucky ducky newt!!! (lol)

I solemnly Swear!!!

"Alright, I'll drink your STOLI, just stop trying to touch my penis"

Am wearing your tie.

Let's take this show on the road, there's a sucker born every minute!

Gingrich: "Thanks for your endorsement. How do you feel about being the first governor of the moon?"

Imagine Herman..."Ebony and Ivory forever" will be our campaign slogan...That fool Obama missed his chance in '08 to capitalize on the race card!

Don't look now, Herman, but you're the only Black man in the room.

"That was the best back rub I've ever had, and now I know that mith is true."

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I told you Gingrich, those pizzas of mine do wonder to your chin lines.

"If I win, I'll make you ambassador to the moon!"

Newt: I heard you ate the last Oreo.
Herman: Actually, I'm still eating it.