Call to Caption: President Obama

"Under budget! On time! And does what its suppose to! Think you can teach our Defense R&D People?"

Whew, this is a lot of work. I thought that I just had to press a button to blow something up.

Lets MOFO this dam thing… so we can send condoms to republican members of congress and raise the IQ of the whole nation !!

Great, how well the president interacts with kids. The look on his face was precious.

Science is virile!

Maybe we could sell this to the Israelis to Launch bunker busters at Irans nuke plant.

If it was't for the cameras I'd break this thing into a million pieces, and tell Timmy here to beat it. I need a smoke.

Chippies!!! This is harder than getting a Trillion outa the Fed!!!

Mr. President, did you remember to release the safety on that contraption?

if this is what it takes to get republicans to believe in science than damnit i will do it

Get Thee behind me !!!

It didn't look this hard when Michelle and Jimmy Fallon tried it ...

They're going to be able to edit this awkward bit out, right?

Take that, John Boehner, And you, Eric Cantor. How you like that attack?

"Mr.Wizard,Mr.Wizard" ! "What is it Jimmy"?

Hey kid, I'll get the hang of this in about 3 years...

I've got this. We had weapons like this back in Kenya.

Did someone forget to eat their Wheeties for breakfast?

"I'll show Newt a "Big Idea"... First Marshmallow on the Moon!"

"Step aside boy, let me show you how to really inflate a basketball."

I 'm fittin' ta git my blast on...

Now are you sure I can get Snoop Doggs endorsement if this bong works?

Did ja say if I pump this hard enough Bohner's head will explode?

"This Abortionator is Genius I tells ya!"

"I can bomb Iran from my house."

"I'm just testing out the fireworks for November 5th. Bet you've never seen anything like this before for fireworks. Change you can believe in."

"And this is how I 'led from behind' in Libya."

Must push harder... can't let this kid think I'm weak

Caption: I told you I could hit Bin Laden from here...

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. That's Fudd's First Law of Opposition, ya know.
Unless you put the balls on the other side, of course.

Well now, son. You see, working with the opposition is just like trying to push this pump with the valve closed - just ain't gonna work.

Hurry Mr President....Me and your daughter want to go tubing.

If only this was as easy as screwing the underwater homeowners.

Yes smarter than a ten year old Jeremy enjoys a lighthearted laugh at the presidents expense. Only he knows the valve is still in the closed position as President Obama struggles to push the plunger.

Republicans gasp as see "proof" of the military spending cuts that never happened!

New weapon of minor distraction! It would be more effective if this lever wasn't jammed!!! Oh crap ! I need to pee now! So what did you say we loaded this with anyway?

This kid's marshmallow gun is as tough as I will ever get with the Republicans!

You're sure McConnell wont know it was us?

President Obama indoctrinates American youth on how to blast birth control into Catholic homes

Hey kid! If this sperm dispenser doesn’t do what you said it does, then you gonna find out why I passed the NDAA bill.

Are you sure this will work against the sta-puff marshmallow man?

Hit the Moon Man... win four more years

Hey Boehner, here comes my response...bend over